Extinct @anotherdock - Tumblr Blog

rowenablade

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

kelssiel

and i just can’t look it’s killing me!

and he’s taking a stroll

suddenrundown

evolving, turning fins into some feet

crawling onto dry land

falling face first in the sand

girl-with-cat-eyes

but that’s just price I pay

evolutions calling me

open up my mammal eyes

anotherdock

throathole

That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….

aquilacalvitium

Can a science person explain why green?

anotherdock

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tillman

i love those "americans only know burger" posts cus its true we literally have a word for when something is insignificant or something without value and yeah. its "nothingburger". because whats more worthless than nothing burger....

tillman

not only is it real this word is from the 50s

bigenderweed

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

anistarrose

[ID: a photo of Neil, a rat, sitting in front of a toy xylophone. It's captioned "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006." End ID.]

pangur-and-grim

.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

pangur-and-grim

literally trained them both to perform seasons greasons. this is horrible

pangur-and-grim

jadedresearcher

TLDR you independently invented a real way to break habits.

If you reward someone for doing what they were already going to do, then let it become a habit, then STOP rewarding them, they no longer want to do the thing.

hellenhighwater

I've got a pageant-themed murder mystery party to go to after tomorrow's trial. We're supposed to write our characters' states on our sashes.

I'm tired.

hellenhighwater

Well I posted this in the groupchat and none of them seem to have noticed anything off. Girlies I have concerns

undeadentropy

"Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped."

—Terry Pratchett

pixelartpeach

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

junkiechurch

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

teaboot

It is my firm belief that there is no character in the world that cannot be improved by a couple piercings and some eyeliner. Not a single one

rumwik

It has arrived!

twinktorturer

studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday

thedronesneedyou

i'll never live down the time i was talking with a friend and i said "given recent events". my friend said "what recent events?" and i had to reply "the Protestant Reformation"

driftwooddestiel

its almost here…

creatureprofessor

[ID: a tweet by user @ hum_dunkin: "If I was non binary I'd make my name like an old sailing ship name, I'd be called Intrepid or The Influence" /end ID]