A few weeks ago I j*rked off with a Sister Daniel sockpuppet and it got all sticky and weird and I put off washing it cause I was too embarrassed to take it to the laundromat with me and my roommate found out about it, anyways, I forced them to watch WDAPTEO5 with me at breakfast today (they used to hate D&P btw) and now they're a phannie too. I guess cum works as bribing














