Alex 🍍🎩

PREVIOUSLY sisterdaniellover and pineapple._.top_hat

[anxietyandpineapples]

My gay ass would have ts saved to my calendar 😭

[geeghostie]

Vague santa be like :

[corvid-zone]

The devastation I felt when Luke made “Mr Liner” a woman, depriving us of the bending homosexual German couples limbo-champions who are not married but are obviously in love? I’ve never felt so betrayed by Luke womanning (remembers last party quirk) only once before have I felt so betrayed by Luke womanning

[orangeandradios]

fans when their fave says they’re announcing something: omg can’t wait to see what it is! so excited!

dan and phil fans when dnp say they’re announcing something: oh GOD. oh FUCK. what the fuck are they possibly up to now. i need to die. these gay people have me in a saw trap.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[itsm0onshine]

i simultaneously think we should have a separate c!Luke/actual Luke tag and we shouldnt

because it's really funny to tag a post saying "i cant believe luke manning was buried in the foundations of a hotel" with like. #luke manning #sfth and ppl who havent watched LaLL are just confused. i think id take great joy in that

but also i understand its confusing

[corvid-zone]

I am only ten minutes in but I am already enraptured by Tom this longform. The description of Luke, including only the tiniest of barbs before going on to drown him in compliments? The (attempted) establishing Mr and Mr limbo champions in Berlin? The glint in his eye, “can I ask you a question?” “You already did😌” and just fucking walking of the stage??? This icon!

[itsm0onshine]

oh you support queer people?

recite every poem from "We Love Poetry"

recreate the cube jelly that undoomed the gays in "Inside the Mysterious Cube"

Recite the diary entries from "The Bard With the Scar"

Solve "The Mystery of the Midnight Circus" without dooming a relationship

Make friends with a wolf and let that lead you to a queer relationship

Tell me exactly what you think is wrong with the boat, perferably in a one-minute dialogue

tell me every fact ever about vampires

Tell me every stop of the roadtrip in "Highway to Hell"

catch every gender of or genderless fish

name every queer sfth character

[konraderie]

shoutout to those who watched the finale before bed thinking that it was gonna be a great cap off to a long day and that they were gonna get a good night’s sleep

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[madcharlie77]

Happy Pride Month!

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[garlicbreadmustdie]

i almost started crying oh my fuck

i love him so much

forever my favorite person to walk this godforsaken earth

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[nonaferatu]

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result

[mysweetoddbird]

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.