[importantcatpics]

[anrepoi]

[dovvvvv]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[miamignonette]

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[whipcreamtea]

kafu drawn with some markers my friend gifted me ✿

[12pmm]

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[randumbkatt]

the angels have come for your gluttony

[gotinterest]

[contagiousgrace]

me logging on to say something on any given day

[anajudraws]

maid 🐥