The Hivemind

We’re a hivemind They/them pronouns as in plural (the hivemind uses we/us for themselves) Ant or The Hivemind is our names Been here since the dawn of ants. Now part of the evil alliance

[officalverse-statistics-offical]

So, and now for the promised interview:

(Thank you so much @ant-offical for this one)

Sorry… I have to do a part two for this one… tumblr doesn’t allow that many pictures on one post….

[ant-offical]

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💬 0  🔁 1  ❤️ 0 · And the second part now:

Part two

[killer-offical]

you guys make it so fucking hard to be a murderer

[lemon-offical]

oh I'm sorry

you can murder me if you want, but i'll be back in a few hours

[killer-offical]

that'd be great

[lemon-offical]

alright go ahead, stab me :]

[killer-offical]

quit smiling like that, you're making it weird

[lemon-offical]

oh okay

stab me. Do it. Cmon, stab me.

[ant-offical]

HEY LEMON THAT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[ant-offical]

We doubt you would lead the colony

[evil-ant-offical]

im still confounded that I managed to obtain the white house and put it in the tea glitter room and nobody noticed

@supervillains-assistant-offical

@supervillain-offical

@villain-offical

@ant-offical

[ant-offical]

We’re so proud. We distracted security:D

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[sacabambaspis-offical]

OH COME ON THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

@ieatmacbooks @aciddbandyeentrio @just-a-casual-larker @a-lil-bit-weird @unliterary-nonsense @tiresiasdaughterofhades @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @arsy-the-apollo-kiddo @angel-dust-poisoned @killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @touakicatsss @im-bad-at-names-okay @inv3stigat0r @lilspark-offical @official--offical @singapore-offical @snail-offical @s7nnydrop-flower @odysseus--offical @gweenusweirddog @breadcrumb-offical @strawberry-offical I just started tagging as many people as I can come up with

[odysseus--offical]

my jaw actually dropped

oh my FUCKING GOD I HATE AMERICA WHAT HAS THIS COME TO I SWEAR TO GOD

please please PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IF YOU LIVE HERE

I don’t even know what to say I’m just so confused upset and angry

please

a lot of people i know have already been tagged, but if you follow me, which a lot of people do, please just AT LEAST give this a reblog i’m begging you

I’m hoping my following can do something

[janedoodlee]

@thesilly-goose @frxnkiistein @sylveonsbowties @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @odysseus--offical @wannabelegendary @no-one-offical @spookys1fan @obsesseddemonlord-offical @princessnymphae @atlas-w0lfy @chase-the-therian @autistic-lizard @totally-not-good-official @not-a-dragon-in-disguise @theineffablearchangel @blacknailpolishoffical @perfection-official @axolotl-detector @hekate-offical @confusedfroggirl @krisdreemurr-offical @aiko-sera @mentallyastrawberry @cr41g-tuck3r @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity @holy-fern-official @ratotwink @messor @evil-bread-offical MOOTIES GO FORTH AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I DONT WANT MY FRIENDS TO DIE

[drop-bear-offical]

@gaslight-offical @glitter-offical @ant-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @villain-offical @supervillain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @james-offical !!!!!!!

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[sacabambaspis-offical]

OH COME ON THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

@ieatmacbooks @aciddbandyeentrio @just-a-casual-larker @a-lil-bit-weird @unliterary-nonsense @tiresiasdaughterofhades @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @arsy-the-apollo-kiddo @angel-dust-poisoned @killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @touakicatsss @im-bad-at-names-okay @inv3stigat0r @lilspark-offical @official--offical @singapore-offical @snail-offical @s7nnydrop-flower @odysseus--offical @gweenusweirddog @breadcrumb-offical @strawberry-offical I just started tagging as many people as I can come up with

[odysseus--offical]

my jaw actually dropped

oh my FUCKING GOD I HATE AMERICA WHAT HAS THIS COME TO I SWEAR TO GOD

please please PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IF YOU LIVE HERE

I don’t even know what to say I’m just so confused upset and angry

please

a lot of people i know have already been tagged, but if you follow me, which a lot of people do, please just AT LEAST give this a reblog i’m begging you

I’m hoping my following can do something

[janedoodlee]

@thesilly-goose @frxnkiistein @sylveonsbowties @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @odysseus--offical @wannabelegendary @no-one-offical @spookys1fan @obsesseddemonlord-offical @princessnymphae @atlas-w0lfy @chase-the-therian @autistic-lizard @totally-not-good-official @not-a-dragon-in-disguise @theineffablearchangel @blacknailpolishoffical @perfection-official @axolotl-detector @hekate-offical @confusedfroggirl @krisdreemurr-offical @aiko-sera @mentallyastrawberry @cr41g-tuck3r @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity @holy-fern-official @ratotwink @messor @evil-bread-offical MOOTIES GO FORTH AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I DONT WANT MY FRIENDS TO DIE

[drop-bear-offical]

@gaslight-offical @glitter-offical @ant-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @villain-offical @supervillain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @james-offical !!!!!!!

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[sacabambaspis-offical]

OH COME ON THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

@ieatmacbooks @aciddbandyeentrio @just-a-casual-larker @a-lil-bit-weird @unliterary-nonsense @tiresiasdaughterofhades @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @arsy-the-apollo-kiddo @angel-dust-poisoned @killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @touakicatsss @im-bad-at-names-okay @inv3stigat0r @lilspark-offical @official--offical @singapore-offical @snail-offical @s7nnydrop-flower @odysseus--offical @gweenusweirddog @breadcrumb-offical @strawberry-offical I just started tagging as many people as I can come up with

[odysseus--offical]

my jaw actually dropped

oh my FUCKING GOD I HATE AMERICA WHAT HAS THIS COME TO I SWEAR TO GOD

please please PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IF YOU LIVE HERE

I don’t even know what to say I’m just so confused upset and angry

please

a lot of people i know have already been tagged, but if you follow me, which a lot of people do, please just AT LEAST give this a reblog i’m begging you

I’m hoping my following can do something

[janedoodlee]

@thesilly-goose @frxnkiistein @sylveonsbowties @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @odysseus--offical @wannabelegendary @no-one-offical @spookys1fan @obsesseddemonlord-offical @princessnymphae @atlas-w0lfy @chase-the-therian @autistic-lizard @totally-not-good-official @not-a-dragon-in-disguise @theineffablearchangel @blacknailpolishoffical @perfection-official @axolotl-detector @hekate-offical @confusedfroggirl @krisdreemurr-offical @aiko-sera @mentallyastrawberry @cr41g-tuck3r @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity @holy-fern-official @ratotwink @messor @evil-bread-offical MOOTIES GO FORTH AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I DONT WANT MY FRIENDS TO DIE

[drop-bear-offical]

@gaslight-offical @glitter-offical @ant-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @villain-offical @supervillain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @james-offical !!!!!!!

[ant-offical]

@villain-offical @lemon-offical @grandpa-offical

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[evil-ant-offical]

😁

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

THERES MORE OF YOU?????

[ant-offical]

Of course there is

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Horrendous news

[ant-offical]

The hivemind consists of more than 20 quadrillion ants. That’s currently alive. The dead ones stay with us.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

The hell you mean the dead ones stay with you?!?!

[ant-offical]

That’s how the hivemind works

We remain. We remember. And we are so so old.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Thats a badass line ngl, you should write a book... is what it would say if you weren't ants and bad and evil

[ant-offical]

You’re not even talking to the evil part of the hivemind. Why do you hate us because of our species

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

If your a hive mind, you are all one mind correct? So one mind controlling all bodies right?

[ant-offical]

Not exactly. Hivemind is just the best word in the English vocabulary.

We’re all connected into one. Separate but connected.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[evil-ant-offical]

😁

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

THERES MORE OF YOU?????

[ant-offical]

Of course there is

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Horrendous news

[ant-offical]

The hivemind consists of more than 20 quadrillion ants. That’s currently alive. The dead ones stay with us.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

The hell you mean the dead ones stay with you?!?!

[ant-offical]

That’s how the hivemind works

We remain. We remember. And we are so so old.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Thats a badass line ngl, you should write a book... is what it would say if you weren't ants and bad and evil

[ant-offical]

You’re not even talking to the evil part of the hivemind. Why do you hate us because of our species

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[evil-ant-offical]

😁

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

THERES MORE OF YOU?????

[ant-offical]

Of course there is

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Horrendous news

[ant-offical]

The hivemind consists of more than 20 quadrillion ants. That’s currently alive. The dead ones stay with us.

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

The hell you mean the dead ones stay with you?!?!

[ant-offical]

That’s how the hivemind works

We remain. We remember. And we are so so old.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[evil-ant-offical]

😁

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

THERES MORE OF YOU?????

[ant-offical]

Of course there is

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Horrendous news

[ant-offical]

The hivemind consists of more than 20 quadrillion ants. That’s currently alive. The dead ones stay with us.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[evil-ant-offical]

😁

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

THERES MORE OF YOU?????

[ant-offical]

Of course there is

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

...no

[ant-offical]

Then you really should be scared of us. The entire hivemind is will stand united if a war happened to break out…

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Bleh >:(

[ant-offical]

>:(

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

>:(

[evil-ant-offical]

>:)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

D:<

[evil-ant-offical]

>:}

[ant-offical]

:3

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

...no

[ant-offical]

Then you really should be scared of us. The entire hivemind is will stand united if a war happened to break out…

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

Bleh >:(

[ant-offical]

>:(

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

...no

[ant-offical]

Then you really should be scared of us. The entire hivemind is will stand united if a war happened to break out…

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

WHAT

I …

ALMOST A HUNDRED

WHY

WHAT

WHAT DO I DO TO CELEBRATE?????????

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical clear

@evil-pukicho-real-offical clear

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical

@knife-roomba-offical clear

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical probably not you

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical clear

@roaring-knight-offical clear

@toaster-waffle-offical highly suspicious

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@mage-official

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-official

[killer-offical]

kill 100 people or UHHH release 100 (insert evil creature no one likes) into the city

[evil-ant-offical]

clone me 99 times and release us

[ant-offical]

We like you

[tum-blr-offical]

How do you cope being so amazing and awsome and correct all the time, especially when it comes to how scary ants are?

I run away and hide from the ants

@ant-offical you scare us

[ant-offical]

We meant to :D

Could you PLEASE ignore the evil part of the hivemind and have some cookies we have acquired in an illegal way :D to get to know eachother ofc. And stop being scared :)

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

NEVER, SCARY ANTS TRYING TO CORRUPT MY FRIEND BAD

[ant-offical]

So you want the evil side of the hivemind?

[i-am-scared-of-ants-offical]

I want NO SIDES OF THE HIVEMIND, I WANT THE HIVEMIND GONE AND DESTROYED

[ant-offical]

We don’t want to start ANOTHER war. Or do we?