huhwhat

but our lives will only ever continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty.

[hymnism]

making a collection

[dazerebloggedthat]

(yes i took all these from other people who reblogged, not my circus but i need to compile the monkeys)

[snakebites-and-ink]

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[antennariuspictus]

Dream job

[allthatispeculiar]

[minyicho]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Enemy (2013) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[politijohn]

Source

[katisconfused]

Please note: this was a midterm ballot question. This only passed because people showed up to vote for something other than president. Please don't ignore local races.

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[leninisms]

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

[leninisms]

i posted it and then i heard it

[pptiny]

Im gonna derail.

This Is my cat. His name is Squirt.

Squirt supremacy.

[leninisms]

SQUIRT SUPREMACY!!!

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[my-castles-crumbling]

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

[mathew]

[airandangels]

I appreciate

His moustache

His gusto and joie de vivre

The way he wipes a peephole in the condensation so the cat can see clearly

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

He saw Lady and the Tramp at a formative age and decided the guy making spaghetti for strays was Goals

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[moniquill]

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

[vergess]

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

[commodorecliche]

[halondrus]

fuck with me

[papasmoke]

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers

[bestoftweets]