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[nerdreamer]

[pukicho]

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]

Yes

[wifehaver103947]

Rest in peace Dr. Jane Goodall you wonderful wonderful woman

April 3 1934 - October 1 2025

[the-haiku-bot]

Rest in peace Dr.

Jane Goodall you wonderful

wonderful woman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mojo-chojoo]

im surprised no one else did this since gerry is stuck in a book

oh well

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe nobody speaks Latin anymore because it’s too easy to cast spells by accident.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Latin is literally just a language. Just because J. K. Transmisogyny wasn’t creative enough to come up with new words for spells doesn’t mean it’s ~magical~

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

PLEASE UNMUTE

[hadesmediocreart]

Beholding (s2 John when he starts to go silly)

[tansytaseis]

how it feels to be playing Character with your friend

[tansytaseis]

inviting your friend to smash your toys together

[antharapod]

@sodarlo ohhhhhhh belovedddd~

[allknowingaxolotl]

Gerry come home the kids— no fuck them kids I miss you

[sodarlo]

need to scrub my account of its sins (being cringe) and redo everything so I like being active. I like actually have art to post that I have not posted yet

[antharapod]

but your cringe is so fun my love

[sodarlo]

need to scrub my account of its sins (being cringe) and redo everything so I like being active. I like actually have art to post that I have not posted yet

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[slygirlboy]

being in her crystal isnt even that bad guys

[slygirlboy]

there's a ps5 in here

[girlballs-archive]

stuck in a crystal with no games sounds pretty bad to me

[slygirlboy]

i found one

[girlballs-archive]

are you in a photography darkroom with the simpsons game for ps3

[gumi-megpoidd]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Sound on. How dogs navigate stairs.

[fattyskeleton]

i'm fucking sick and watching this almost killed me. i felt my throat closing. Almost met god over that fucking dog launching itself down stairs

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.