i’m under absolutely no obligation to make sense to you

I wrote shit || I made shit || now i don't do shit

[kyojuuros]

You have a long life ahead of you, so forget about me. Be free.

[mapofyourstars]

Magneto was Right, X-Men: The Last Stand

[frutiguro]

[nathanzine]

[anthonystan]

ARE YOU HERE???

[anthonystan]

[caden]

Boomers are like you couldn’t make Seinfeld today bc the woke mob would cancel it meanwhile every five seconds I see a tumblr post that’s like here’s my idea for an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry starts going by They/He. Idk what point there is to be made here but it does suggest something

[omnidudes-deactivated20240202]

It suggests that whilst Seinfeld was never exactly going out of its way to be outwardly progressive, it was a reflection of the values of the society it was born out of. The characters, whilst brilliant, were purely comedic with very little emotional depth or backstory given to them and therefore existed purely as vessels for comedy and thus they translate very easily to the modern day. George would absolutely get himself cancelled online but not because he’s a bigot, but because he’s an idiot who would think it was OK to make a bad taste joke. Elaine would go out of her way to be overly accepting of everyone’s identities and sexualities, not because she’s a good person but because she’s obsessed with everyone else’s image of her as a good person. Those archetypes can be taken very easily from the society of the early 1990s and the values there to the society and values of the 2020s without losing any sense of their core. 

[doubleca5t]

The mark of a good sitcom cast is that you can drop them into pretty much any situation and they’ll all react to it in ways that are both different and funny

[thefloatingstone]

there’s a twitter account called “Modern Day Seinfeld” and when I tell you they are so spot on I mean I forget they’re not real episodes because they are THAT on point.

[laurabenanti]

CAT'S 1K CELEBRATION↳ @friendlyhauntings requested: fleabag & the priest + black and white

@lgbtqcreators bingo challenge: blending

[trashworldblog]

the thing about barbie is that it captures the exact feeling of growing up as a girl. you begin with thinking everything is perfectly pink, that you are perfect, until.

until someone stares at you.

until you compare yourself to others.

until you feel the fear of aging.

until someone assults you.

until someone makes you feel unsafe.

until you notice the horrors of the world around you.

until you want to crawl into a hole where no one will look at you.

until you feel like you can do nothing at all.

and you have to find ways to stop these things. these things that you can not change, and barely influence.

and you think nothing in the world is fixable. you arent fixable.

until you see friends laugh together.

until you have a nice moment with a stranger.

until you look at the beauty of nature.

until you talk about these issues with others.

until you find community.

until you find yourself.

and then the world starts looking a little pinker again.

[stars-bean]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[royal-abbotts]

Jamie Tartt + this look specifically

[katestewartt]

CHRIS PINE for Esquire ‘Explain This’

[ladystardustsoul]

[obisamya]

I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids. I mean, Jamie is an ace, right? You know, whose attitude turned him into a seven of clubs. So then we bring in another fella to help turn him back into an ace and then that fella ends up being an ace himself. And so now we got two aces. TED LASSO (2020 - 2023)

[katesattic]

Are you a “I don’t check my notifications. I have 2538 unread emails” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person or a “ I have to check all my notifications because that little red bubble in the right corner of every app fucks with my vibe” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person?

[v1leblood]

divorce is so funny. like never mind

[gilliandersons]

"I will love you no matter where you go and who you see. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you. I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from skim to zero, and until your face is fogged by distant memory. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way." — Lemony Snicket, "The Beatrice Letters"