omelette

shits n giggles more like gargling shit

[gaytanic-panic]

[badassdemonsword]

What the fuck does a wizard need an entire tower for he always just has like a table with an alchemy set on it and nothing else. Does not warrant living in a tower. Just do it in a shack dude. youre overdoing it. Not to mention all those stairs, combined with your age

[kushblazer666]

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[bannertanks]

[orion-nottson]

quite literally this has happened multiple times in canon

[shakespearesdaughters]

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[ozempicofficial]

[ontopofgravity]

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[teakayblog]

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

[auspiciousleader]

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

[avvrat]

THERE IS A KOREAN SAYING

[heavenpierceher]

[mousey-toy]

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it