[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[kylesquips]

Girl I piss like an excellent handmade chinese teapot

[zvaigzdelasas]

founding farters LOL

[swurp]

Dude you're going to love this. It's called DVD

[nicejewishguy]

stop sucking my cock babe I have to complete my daily sudoku puzzle

[frawgs]

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

[loathsomespider]

um, can you put that pussy on a coaster? thanks

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[eljardineroguapo420]

If you say penis literally go to fucking hell

[grox]

Uh, honey? They're nailing squidward to the cross

[marvelsmostwanted]

If your members of Congress are on this list, call now and demand their resignation: 202-224-3121

If these are not your Senators or representatives, then call your own Congress members and demand they remove these people from office: 202-224-3121

[marvelsmostwanted]

This is why we all need to get on the phone right fucking now and make it clear to Congress that we will not stop until this is resolved. 

There must be consequences for everyone involved yesterday, or it will happen again. For once, can we please learn from history? This will happen again. There must be swift and severe consequences for everyone involved in the attempted insurrection, from the Senators who encouraged and incited it to the idiots that stormed the building. 

They all have to fucking go.

Call: 202-224-3121

Script: 5calls.org

[creepish]

sorry for not responding i dont know enough words

[dslur]

mentally eel

[dslur]

mental eelness

[horsecrash]

girl i can make your dick honk

[finalfantasy37]

i hope the original avril lavigne is having a good time in heaven

[loveletter2you]

literally life is so much better when you do not care about celebrities

[satyriconmp3]

how come i am canonically bisexual and no one cares