[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[kushblazer666]

[vexwerewolf]

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

[aidashakur]

[catchymemes]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[decadent-trans-girl]

[a-rory-borealis]

[thememedaddy]

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[daily-spooky]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

[xno-chill-memesx]

[treecitysessions]

She’s just like me

[cryptotheism]

Hey man why don't you rice and pan fry some broccoli with some lemon juice and black pepper

[godsperfectwomanforreal]

Don’t wanna do the dishes later

[cryptotheism]

Grasshopper, the dishes will always need doing. Might as well have fun.

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[becherdireinen]

I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

[wizardarchetypes]

My mom thought I was insulting myself when I called myself a brat I’m laughing

[wizardarchetypes]

this reads like a devastating insult from any one of my gay friends