huh

it’s ya boi nayome

[lelouch]

what the fuck is this

[log4]

if yall keep making real life issues that kill people into shit like this then I'm about to become a real life issue that kills people

[nest-deactivated20181209]

me in conversation with someone i know in passing: oh hey, good to see you, how’s your day been? :-)

them: just another day of wanting the sweet release of death lmao *adjusts their kanken backpack with iron-on ufo and “hella rad but hella sad” patches* crippling depression amirite mdude? lmao (they are saying “lmao” out loud)

me: WelL. Ok

[deth]

[lil-sweet-star]

Just in case you guys didn’t know.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[maribelmayde]

covid-19 commercials

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

[arabellesicardi]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

me in 70 years

[headrubs]

how many elmos must die

[koriinku]

101 elmos

[typette-deactivated20150825]

cruelmo deville

[75orchids]

Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post

[orbxbny]

ok let’s be fucking real here. Pennywise wouldn’t be sweet and cuddly. Pennywise isn’t gonna fuck you nicely. Penny is gonna bend you over, push your face into the mud, rip your clothes off and take what’s his. He’s hungry. He’s gonna take all that pent up frustration from dealing with kids to rail you… pound you until your eyeballs fall out of your fucking skull.

[racefaker]

[chaosjudgement]

[itsexclusive]

[chickfilasauce-deactivated20180]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[orichalco-deactivated20180325]

y'all forgetting, that since he lives in the sewers, he likes it dirty. So y'all dont have to worry about douching, actually he even would be against it. And he wouldn’t mind the smell neither cuz it would give him a feeling of home ❤

[mxnrique]

[surprisebitch]

this gave me an aneurysm

[fancyladssnacks]

[michaxl]

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

[witchy-oates]

[cryptognomicon]

Fuck, Diogenes was reincarnated.

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[unexplained-events]

Bigfoot Footage Stabilized

[dogcunt]

me walking to my room after someone makes fun ov somethin im insecure about

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[kokido]

Which is creepier, this animatronic Elvis I ripped the face off of while disassembling it, or this selfie with me wearing it’s face?

[hickorysbane]

The fact that you thought of doing this at all

[grimeclown]

Wildest thing abt this post is that OP is a hypertits fetish blog

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

we really live in a website huh

[deaddolin]

i turned off catered ads and now this is the kinda thing i get on youtube