nothing other than pure unadulterated procrastination could've gotten me to this point
dan howell's voice serenading me in a background tab as I reawaken my tumblr blogs
theology assignments? untouched, due in 2 hours
we're back baby

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wallacepolsom
dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe
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roma★
Acquired Stardust
trying on a metaphor
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Xuebing Du

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

izzy's playlists!

oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
taylor price
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nothing other than pure unadulterated procrastination could've gotten me to this point
dan howell's voice serenading me in a background tab as I reawaken my tumblr blogs
theology assignments? untouched, due in 2 hours
we're back baby
hullo?
“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”
my dude
my guy
my pal
stop talking forever
Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life
Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.
I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say “that doesn’t matter cuz you’re with me”. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner
As a bi woman who’s in a m/f relationship, who’s favorite oc is a bi man in a m/f relationship. This is very important to me!
husband kissed me this morning and murmured “mlm/wlw solidarity[1]” which is frankly the entire point of bi folks of different genders ending up together
[1] pronounced mlem and wooloowoo
oh my god the Owl and the Pussycat were bi
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man
What I envy is him being able to keep a straight face throughout this whole thing. I mean, that takes determination.
If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
last night I dreamt that there was like a new meme/slang and it was ‘bode’ as in like bodacious so like ppl would zoom in on pics of rlly fat cats and it would just say ‘BODE’
WHO REACTIVATED BODE FOR 2021
we should never have abandoned bode. look what’s happened since
good god was that really 4 years ago?
Hey i found a cool/cute picrew! So if you want to you can tag your friends! Hope you enjoy but yeah lol https://picrew.me/image_maker/485894/complete?cd=kO9cArviV0
@thatspookychoirkid @greengoodwillpurse @moose-are-valid-as-people @ anyone :)
make it wilbur soot but not wilbur soot
tagging: @xx-saving-the-galaxy-xx @simpgameplays @reality-is-often-disappointing @spooky-aerospray-pg-propoganda @luluwinchester @1-800-wholesome @dreamsbydaylight @katlovedart @ anyone else who wants to
Dude I wish I actually looked this cute
@mementomorisocarpediem @tried-my-best @im-still-a-robot @justanothershrekintheswamp @doodling-dog and anyone else who wants to :)
This was actually really fun!! Thanks for tagging me 💛💛!!!
Tagging: @gemstone6 @notebookstrash @nerd-person @booksandearbuds
<3 thanks for tagging me!
tagging: @vorejuiceguzzler @lilcalbutsadder
its me.. lil nasty boy >:3c thank u for taggin me!!
imma tag @thisisyourcurse and @cursedauxiliary
What do you think? Accurate?
@vorejuiceguzzler @vindrawin-andrebloggin @gayrazebs
Hi this is absolutely killing me, could someone please point me in the direction of that video of the guy in like a train station who’s pretending to be a street preacher but he’s reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar like it’s the book of Genesis
square penix
mother fucker unlimited
this is some ed edd eddy shit
the eyepatch. the washing machine. the shovel. this is incredible.
@theinkgirl
Thank god they decided to make more
Wow
Dolly Parton has really been hard at work
But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
I was going through useless facts and trivia to fill my brain with shit and I learned in feudal Japan the term for a bisexual man was something along ”wields swords in both hands”
And the gays win again.
i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either
That is so powerful and I want to write a short story in this style now thank you
“the park had been there for as long as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway” nobody has any clue what’s going on
self aware unreliable narrator
I was picturing this in 3rd person, and was impressed how someone could pull that off.
easy. “he didn’t know what was going on. nobody knew what was going on. the park had always been there, maybe, but honestly it’s give-or-take”
not even fuckin risking it at this stage
reblogging this again because it fucking works
I’m not taking any chances.
I HAVE 2 TESTS TOMORROW AND I NEED 9/10 IN EACH ONE PLEASE HELP ME
FIRST ROUND OF AP TESTS TODAY. HELP
AP TESTS NEXT WEEK LETS GO
AP TESTS A MONTH FROM NOW I NEED ALL THE LUCK I CAN GET
DISTRICT SCIENCE TEST
LET ME PASS MY RUSSIAN TEST
SCIENCE TEST HERE I COME
PLEASE LET ME PASS
The Owl Cat
currently obsessed with how vanessa stockard draws black cats. i've never seen anyone capture their ability to transform into a vaguely cat-shaped void of darkness with so much accuracy
like she Gets It... she Understands...