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19 aro/ace they/them Call me Hysminae

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<3 serotonin microbes need more of you ppls

[nalzori]

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[somepines]

Poor etho

[floristquills]

Everyone who called bf! Scott evil in disguise, apologize to the poor elf. Bro got drafted cause his mayor owed the dead Blue Monarch a favor, when he just wants to work his 9 to 5 at his dad's florist shop. He yearns for a 401k and paid time off. He doesn't even want to be a mage, he was just Lady Gaga born this way 😔

[floristkills]

You can't ask someone why they're not human! /ref

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[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

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if i had a nickel for everytime someone escaped smajors murder attempt only to get jumped by him aprox 5-15 mins later. I would have 2 nickels

rip last life impulse and Past life Bigb

[theolorex]

Help SBK Scott is too hot and adorable

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continuing my tradition of watching multiple povs I'll update the more I get(So far, Smajor,Grian and scar)

Scott cutting out him saying "It's christmas not trick or treat" to the trick question is funny

He also cut out him telling them he got a heavy core which made me really confused when grian knew he had one towards the end of the episode

Speaking of which, grian did cut out him breaking into scotts base and scott catching him

Scott cut out a conversation with scar promising not to kill him if he gave him doak and then a later conversation where he threatens to kill him with his newly created mace over pokemons honor then an even later conversation about the debate of "Is nightmare before christmas a christmas or halloween movie"

[hashtagmycubes]

saw this meme and thought of scott being a double winner original under cut

it's him

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reblogging in honor of the end of vsmp and all the people who doubted my goat

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Omg the days of Scott’s pov being the comedic/lighthearted relief are over

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If I had a nickel for every time Smajor made a grave for his dead love interest I would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice…. Maybe three if we count witchcraft. Anyways Smajor stop falling for pathetic men they die so easily and keep making a widow of you

[spinzer]

ep 7, trust 🤞🤞

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Sooooo……

[antiruinationfoundation]

Extreme spoilers for after life smp (been out for 2 years), X life (out for 4 years), New life (out for 1 year) and SolidarityGamings Minecraft pillars w/smallishbeans Smajor and the orion sound(out for 1 month) and pretty much every life series

I’ve seen people saying

1 Scott should should spend one 1️⃣ season without in a team just to see what would happen. Being completely neutral? Villain arc?Being a major target? And I agree that would be fun!!!(im also manifesting a divorce quartet team so Cleo can get their first “official” win so people will stop excluding them, or a renscott team up)

2 He should be an early red and I agree that would be fun, but EXTREMELY unlikely. I’ve been binging a lot of his old series’s and it’s incredibly evident how good he is at surviving (I’ve often joked about how Martyn's watcher lore says that they hate him because his will to live is too strong when he ends up sacrificing himself half the time). He’s so good at it that it causes major pacing issues in series’s like afterlife(where in 23 eps he spends 6 as a moth 7 as a vampire and then the next 10 episodes rapidly trying to get rid of his 8 remaining lives) and its even more obvious in X life (where out of 48 episodes he looses his first life in the 2nd episode and doesn’t loose the next one until episode 30!!! The rest of his lives are lost in the last 6 episodes, including the last episode, where he starts on six lives and makes it a game to kill himself in ways he hasn’t died before.) and then again in New life (out of 14 episodes 6 as a transporter 4 as a fungal mage 2 as a haunted doll 1 as an lightmancer and the final episode as a butterfly)

The only way I think he’s getting out early if the people good at pvp/ traps get out early and target him(I’ve seen a clip of Gem saying she’ll team up with joel to target him) but the only way that will work is if they remember he exists! I don’t know if people have seen the list of how many times life series members have been included in other people’s thumbnails but Scott is second to last above Lizzie, who has only been in last life, secret life, wild life and one episode of limited life. He’s below Gem who wasn’t in the first 4 seasons.

And honestly I think that helps a bit on why he survives so long. I don’t know how many people have seen Jimmys Minecraft pillars video but that’s a perfect example of what ends up happening, Scott’s winning->people say they’ll target him-> they forget he exists->they target each other-> Scott wins. It’s one of the reasons I’m such mean gills fan. Martyn is one of the few people (along side Joel even thought he ends up forgetting and kind of mumbojumbo especially in wild life) who realizes how strong an opponent Scott is. That’s why I’m never Salty about the finale betrayal in limited life because it proves that he sees him as a strong threat.

Anyways, can you guys tell I’m a Smajor fan? Is it obvious that I frequently spin him around in my mind? I’m soooo excited for him to tour Hermit Craft with Cleo they are literally one of my favorite duos

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reblogging this again because i think its funny how many people were worrying about scott dying in the early episodes of vampires

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avids whole monster hunter thing was counterproductive really because everytime he came onscreen I was so very tempted to knaw on him. literally having jaw pain from clenching my teeth

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funniest part of scotts episode so far was all of them talking about cleo and apo saying "" they're more of a double agent than i am" YOU SHOULDN"T JUST ADMIT THAT

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changed my mind it avid talkign about how the humans hate the vampires and the vampires hate him and scott saying" and who set that system up"

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funniest part of scotts episode so far was all of them talking about cleo and apo saying "" they're more of a double agent than i am" YOU SHOULDN"T JUST ADMIT THAT