why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

shark vs the universe
dirt enthusiast
YOU ARE THE REASON

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blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Cosmic Funnies
Jules of Nature

Product Placement

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
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why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate
BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!
youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)
reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3
Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?
'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters
absolutely fucking not
As this blog closes in on 5,000 items (compared to published manuals that tend to have a few dozen at most) I worry about things getting repetitive, so I used Perchance.org's randomizer tools to put together an Item Generator! Will you get something amazing? Something useful? Something incomprehensible? Who knows?
Y'all should try this out some more, I've been tweaking it so now it gives out a couple of things at a time with about twice as many options for every variable:
absolutely nonsensical thank you
if ur website has a link that says SHOPPING CART and the icon next to it is a shopping BAG or a BASKET you're fucking dead to me
sending you to skeuomorphism jail which is just a stylized picture of a guy a stripey uniform with a ball and chain so good luck fitting inside there idiot
if ur website has a link that says SHOPPING CART and the icon next to it is a shopping BAG or a BASKET you're fucking dead to me
got these from the 99 ranch and they're like a piece of sweet rubber between two onion crackers and yesterday my mouth had no idea how to interpret them but today they're low key delicious? either I acquire tastes in my sleep or the cracker fairy replaced them overnight. I have eaten them all and want more. confounding.
little tiny cookies are dangerous because it is reasonable to have more than one and then oh no
I neeeeed to find normal ways to show affection
IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN
I'm beginning to think tumblr is not. the place to ask about this sort of thing
that being said, I do have a really cool pebble in my car that I forgot to bring home
so someone remind me tomorrow, I'll put up a pic <3
Is it tomorrow yet
no :(
an offering, as apology: a jellyfish pic I took at some point
1 go to a wikipedia page for somtng like "gelatin" or "mounted archery"
2 absorb all the facts on the page
3 approach target and inform them of the facts
4 they will now know that you like them very much, or alternately they were nearby when you found some facts
sorry if it doesn't work I think thats the only way to do it though
normal message to get as a plague lair
The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age
at least this wasn't fucking Supernatural
‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.
me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕
me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!
Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.
Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.
wandering around the Macy trying to find underwear that I'm actually willing to wear is apparently time for the Gender Thoughts
You contemplate your FEELINGS TOWARD WOMEN'S BOXER BRIEFS. You have received 1 Masculinity Point(s)! Spend Gender Points now? (y/n)