Police: You have the right to remain silent
Tony: I may have the right but I certainly don’t have the ability-

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Police: You have the right to remain silent
Tony: I may have the right but I certainly don’t have the ability-
bweh
Obsessed with this deleted scene where Gerald calls Kyle emo & gay
Clyde running an anti-woke podcast as if Craig and Tolkien aren't his best friends
What other creepypasta headcannons would yall wanna see, so far I’ve done Jeff and eyeless Jack
A list of things I think would happen if you dated
Eyeless Jack
- Cuddles all the time
- Him bringing you your fave food
- Him being confident to show you his real face
- Will take care of you when you clumsily fall over
- Cant cook to save his life
- Looks after you when your sick
- Is weirdly warm all the time, so becomes you personal heater
- Wont admit it, but loves when you rest your cold hands on his back, under his hoody
- Biting kink
- You stealing his hoody
- Him pretending that he is mad that you stole his hoody
- You looking like a bat in his hoody
- loves cuddling on rainy days
- In rain kiss where he professes his love for you
- Would sacrifice him self for you
- Learns how to do the most ridiculously complicated braids so he can do them for you
- Teaches you about anatomy
- Reads you Shakespeare
- He has animal like feet
- Likes to playfully bite you (won’t hurt u tho)
- Kisses on your cheek and forehead in public
- Library dates
- Will freak out if you get hurt (even if it’s a paper cut) and demands that you two cuddle for at least half an hour to ‘make you feel better’
- Has a scar on his stomach, but doesn’t know how he got it
- Braids your hair on reflex when he’s nervous
- Has this fluffy blanket on his bed that smells like him, you always snuggle with it when he’s gone
- He wears one of your necklaces, because you said he could and it’s his now
- You wearing his tshirt to bed
- Him finding this very attractive
- Lip biting
Nothing like holding my love
A list of things I think would happen if you dated Jeff the killer
- Make out sessions
- Hugs from behind
- Sharing his hoody
- Smoking weed together
- Drinking together
- Drunk cuddling
- Horror movie marathons
- Having his name carved into your thigh and yours on his
- Knife throwing
- Possessive hand holding/ PDA
- Growls at anyone who looks at you funny
- Rainy day kisses
- You reading to him
- You managing to get him wearing a flower crown
- Red roses
- Naps together
- Likes to call you ‘sugar’ or ‘princess’
- Knife play
- Choking
- Blood kink
- Him being a big softy around you
- You lightly kissing his smile scars in a sweet way
- Him making food for you and is a great cook
- Says he’d kill for you (then Actually does)
- Protective
- Doing stuff in public
- He is literally a giant teddy bear around you
- You call him ‘bear’ or ‘babe’
- You running your hands through his hair as he has his head in your lap
- Couples showers 😉
- You having a choker with his name on it
- Him having dog tags with your name on it and the date of when you first got together
- 3 am drives to mc Donald’s
- Intense eye contact (I mean he doesn’t have eyelids so 😶)
me on my twentieth repeat of "i'd rather die than be famous" by pierce the veil rn
LGBT stands for Let’s Get Blitzo Therapy
Real-life footage of me after Sinsmas:
(Send help)
meanwhile in the audience...
When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.
What if I start posting fan fics?
me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life