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🇨🇿(On/Ona) 🇬🇧(they/them) dejte mi pitíčko......pitíčko a nějakou mňaminu.....

[liesmyth]

muoio malissimo

[queen-of-dogs-01]

Pride village ❌

Obec Teplice ✅

[cloudabserk]

i know adrian is widely headcanoned as green. but they could really be any color

[rougelucario5]

I don't think you can be redeemed.

[cloudabserk]

i know this is one of those hateful & misogynistic bots but i’d like to imagine they’re just very passionate about adrian being green

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[greelin]

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason

[greelin]

like this has been detrimental. for me

[motleyflash]

i felt inspired

[tekuty-rakosnicek]

upřímně nechápu že jsem to sem ještě nedal

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[jame7t]

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[beemovieerotica]

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: g ag c tat tc t . ’ ga ta a c a a t ca t a t t tc

A TC

Closest match: Melangyna compositarum genome assembly, chromosome: X Common name: Matt-Backed Melangyna

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[omghotmemes]

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

[zkouska-siren]

ZKOUŠKA SIRÉN!

Zkouška sirén, zkouška sirén, právě probíhá zkouška sirén!

[draconym]

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

[draconym]

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award:

[leapfog1]

No Voice to Cry Suffering