Was gunna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it.

[gucsuzbilek-deactivated20180731]

[thecryptocreep]

Run bitch

[yournewfriendshouse]

they are playing

[alladoreqi]

Hell fucking no

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

Excuse me? 😐

[hahwhatno]

Let the children play…

For all eternity…

[memewhore]

Man, get on that shit!  FREE RIDES, SON!

[deathlad]

this is unedited

[delsinsfire]

[gogomrbrown]

“Stop turning superheros into social justice warriors.”  They were created to be social justice warriors 

[stuff-that-makes-me-smirk]

[dreamjerky]

[anuwed]

Your jjba stand name

January: star

February: gold

March: soft

April: nut

May: leaf

June: chariot

July: ball

August: lover

September: cream

October: soft

November: crazy

December: ice

1: highway

2: hand

3: experience

4: king

5: nothing

6: rock

7: breaker

9: park

10: haze

11: pistols

12: stone

13: fighter

14: jam

15: dead

16: sun

17: wet

18: head

19: deeds

20: waves

21: dolls

22: tattoo

23: civil

24: small

25: cream

26: blues

27: waves

28: planet

29: shell

30: jump

31: tall

If your hair is:

Brown

Yellow/blonde

Black

Put 'the' at the beginning of your stand name

If your hair is:

Blue

Red

Purple

Put 'and' in the middle of your stand name

Hope y'all enjoy reblog/tag ur results

[craftinghellkite]

I went as Head Judge Tezzeret for this year’s Cosplay Mania. No competitions for me - roaming around the hall wearing the lightest MtG costume I have is nice. Almost no one knew who he was, though.

[wizardsmagic]

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE! :D

[poutineisdelicious]

[meanplastic]

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[allsadnshit]

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

[dreamjerky]

[tinderboyz]

[cilvia-art]

The bear is here

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[samael]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[inspredwood]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[gearholder]

[vethica]