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@anvil527up
The older I get the less I can comprehend grown-ass adults being mean to kids, people in customer service, and especially teenagers in customer jobs. Saw some kid in a fast food place in an uniform that clearly stated "work training" and how I feel is almost exactly the same as seeing a little puppy in a harness that says "guide dog in training, do not disturb".
Like oh my god little baby has a job! Good job small baby!
whenever youre wasting time on job applications always remember youre ALSO wasting someone else's time. so it's not all bad. going down, hand in unlovable hand, with an anonymous HR manager
TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.
via ift.tt
The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.
also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”
i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help
@brunhiddensmusings
Actually, they do!
https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html
Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.
Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!
i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system
“Took a little while to get served the quality of service made up for it. 4/5 stars. Would reccomend”
-Ben the Elephant
“Just visit your local apex predator and they’ll help you for no reason”
Tell us facts about electric dragons, I want to hear about myself!
Electric dragons like to stand outside during thunderstorms and act as lightning rods as a stim
It is very good for enrichment, can confirm
Example
Dragon Heritage Post
earlier today i told an acquaintance in passing that i'll often be in the middle of a novel and think "man i wish this shit were more ambiguous" and had to reiterate twice that i wasn't being sarcastic before they believed me, so this post is to say: i love when writers don't bother to explain everything, i love when stories end uncertain and unsettling, i love being required to think as a reader, i love when stuff makes no damn sense, no i'm not kidding
BACK OFF u filthy owl molester
love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
He loves the cage!
Happy Control Panel Saturday, with a tiny frontal lobe control room from Roger Dean’s 1973 cover art for Gold the Man, by Joseph Green!
This one's also a sneak preview of the next post on my very cool art blog newsletter that you should sign up for, which is going to be all about brains in sci-fi!
People ask me how I get by and stay optimistic in the face of Everything.
Honestly part of it is that I think everyone should get more spiritual about science
In most places, at most times, for most of history, science, magic, and religion were all the same thing
(I took an entire class at Berkeley on this. It literally changed the way I understand the world.)
If we define "magic" as "anything that cannot exist under the laws of nature," then "anything that exists in nature" by definition can't be magic. Possibly, this is not a useful definition of magic
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Every other story in the life science that comes out these days is just
Article: *says something*
Indigenous people: WE TOLD YOU SO
e.g.,
Science: Every living thing is interconnected.
Indigenous people: WE TOLD YOU SO (x)
Science: Trees and plants can talk to each other (x, x, x)
Indigenous people: WE TOLD YOU SO
Science: XYZ plant is medicinal!
Indigenous people: WE TOLD YOU SO (too many cases to count)
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One of the only defining principles of my religion (Unitarian Universalism, if it matters) is that everyone has a piece of the truth
Everyone. Every religion, every person, every living thing
For a good chunk of the 1700s-1800s, science was called "natural philosophy"
Now, we learn the world through the study of genes, the study of atoms, the study of molecules. We are the universe studying itself.
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"We are the universe becoming aware of itself," says Neil deGrasse Tyson
"For the first time, we have the power to decide the fate of our planet and ourselves. This is a time of great danger, but our species is young, and curious, and brave. It shows much promise," says Carl Sagan. (x)
"Because the cosmos is also within us. We're made of star-stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself," says Carl Sagan (x)
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Life becoming capable of something new has changed the planet before. It has caused mass extinctions far, far worse than the one we are in. (x, x, x)
But for the first time, we - the species of life capable of new things (ecosystem-scale deliberate change) - can stop ourselves from doing more harm
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Idk. My teachers and professors made me read the existentialists and the Transcendentalists and the beats and ancient Egyptian spell papyri and ancient Egyptian medical papyri, and sometimes they're the same papyri. Currently I edit book science books and spell books for a living. I''m getting weird about it and it's been really good for my ability to live in this world
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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world."
—Max Ehrmann (x)
that'll ruin your day if you're that person
Can I buy gone fishin' as a print? Do you ship to the UK?
I'm slowly working my way up to making and distributing my own prints but I really need to buy a better printer first. in the meantime I have an inprnt account which does on-demand prints and distributes worldwide. just uploaded gone fishin' here.
finally got around to uploading some other 2025 art to the inprnt store if anyone wants one
Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Ascalaphid.
we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years
Seeing how many reporters and other figures were actively communicating and engaging with Epstein really kind of casts a lot of shadows and doubt on a lot of news coverage choices over the last decade, tbh.
However much you hate the MSM it's not enough, and honestly probably not nearly as much as they hated Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and anyone who voted for them.
🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper
