Sam

this took me about 20 minutes to type out. I'm anxious

[toastbutteregg]

[education]

Source: http://bit.ly/2N2Nqi4

[the-worm-man]

Poly rights

[spooky-catboy-angel]

finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes

[thediscossessed]

Me and the boys waking up in our Alaska King

[cattloverss]

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

[ruinedchildhood]

[1617]

ur joke wasn’t funny but i’ll laugh anyway bc i am in love with you

[kristina100000]

love staring at the ceiling i feel like she gets me

[artmilf]

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[notvoid]

this kid pranking his stepdad is so good

[redrola]

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[flowerytale]

— Sylvia Plath.

[animatedtext]

[abbf26]

someone teach me how to draw bears

[gembubbles]

Like this

[abbf26]

i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet

[lamp-intheheadlights-deactivate]

this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry

[parakeet]

remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else

[phatmamaa]

“because i don’t want to” is a good enough reason.