Gauche

In school for forever...academia’s holding me hostage. Someone at a shelter should hire me to name their kittens. I want a tattoo of a radish, that’s it, no deeper meaning, I don’t even really like radishes that much. Physicist/(Aspiring) Art Historian (I just want to go to museums) She/hers

[anxiousqueerradish]

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[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

[loumargi]

Anna Yvonne Gilbert -Princess Sleeps

[overthink]

Lukasz Wierzbowski

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[cosmictuesdays]

#joyce has probably backed into spike like three times #maybe if he would stop CREEPING in the bushes [x]

[dario58030]

And this is why driving testers fail you if you don’t look out the back window when backing up

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

“The DMV is part of the vampire agenda” was not the hot take I was looking for today, but it oddly feels right.

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's 1811 and my friend just asked me to lace her corset, not knowing I secretly have a crush on her

stay panic

[scumfuckus]

ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny

[scumfuckus]

i love this post sm because all the faux intellectuals are in my notes like “op killed my family” and all the sexy philosophical bitches are in the tags like “ajkhsfhskfjhsjkfhskhfgsjgkshg”

[kojotei]

Hackles Raised and Ready to Go

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eatpizzas]

[fordarkmornings]

Consolation

Daniel Gerhartz (American, b. 1965)

Oil on canvas

[chthonicillness]

lesbian & bi girl style is like:

denim on denim

tank top. shorts. sandals. done.

the most wildly extravagant shit u can think of, but dug out of a bargain bin

intentionally clashing patterns

goth but sort of lazy about it

barbecue dad but make it slutty

[witchstone]

Julie Manet with cat, Pierre-Auguste Renoir (detail)

[jombasworld-deactivated20190822]

does kissing actually feel good or are we all just lying to ourselves

[porcelaindust]

[teddypdf]

i was inspired!

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[tropicalhomestead]

Math time:

$1.1 billion paid by Verizon

Minus the purported $3 million buyout

Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

[drtanner]

And I’d do it again.

[theweirdwideweb]