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current status: Back on Tumblr, better than ever. I'm even married now. ☂ Mi Ho ☂ ★ Mostly reblogs and fandom posts. On queue most of the time. ★ ★ SPY x FAMILY ★ BTS ★ Kuroko no Basket ★

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[anxietyproblem]

[comput3rage]

It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[slightlyaggressiveaffirmations]

YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST IS NOT “IMMATURE”!!!

IT’S JUST THE RIGHT AGE FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ENJOY IT!!! READ WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE!!! ENJOY THAT TV SHOW!!! COLLECT THAT THING!!! OR WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU DO - KEEP DOING YOU!!! ITS NOBODY ELSE’S FUCKING BUSINESS!!!

[medievalkatya]

Apartment hunting has shown me that so many kids my age and younger openly broadcast that they are running away from abusive homes and that they are LGBT. I sympathize completely, but you do not under any circumstances need to be on a roommate finder website telling strangers on the internet that you are part of a vulnerable minority with no one back home who cares what happens to you... just say you are moving out, end of. Once you get to trust someone you live with then you can share the backstory. Internet safety is something that still matters.

[1990smallgoth]

[oniongarlic]

*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

[detectivehole]

Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?

no, blue roses don't occur in nature- but they're easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this

[detectivehole]

i used to stick flowers in dye as a kid to make them different colors

[detectivehole]

every month i track down and kill a member of various professions so that i can absorb their workplace knowledge. last june i shredded a florist

[logically-asexual]

‘this meeting could have been an e-mail’ but it’s me watching long tiktoks and thinking ‘this could have been a two-sentence text post’

[lucydacusgirl]

People hacking their lungs out around you and then being like ‘don’t worry it’s not covid’ like girl I don’t want whatever the fuck else it is you’ve got either!!

[27-umbrellas]

What I love about the the umbrella academy is that even though the apocalypse is happening they still find time to have multiple dance sequence. Me too. That’s the energy I want to take with me into impending doom

[officialfist]

[annazees]

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

*quietly whoops like a bird*