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if i see 'dean is jack's mommy' again. i will blow up the planet i swear.
tyler: you'll never catch me, wednesday. wednesday: watch me, tyler. when i get you, i'm going to tie you up. wednesday: and i’ll pin you underneath me and i’ll wrap my hands around your throat. wednesday: and i’ll look into your eyes and realize you have pretty hazel eyes... wednesday: tyler: wednesday: i forgot where i was going with this.
What if Tyler actually enjoys the weird meals Wednesday and her family eat? Imagine him happily eating and enjoying roadkill pie or bat cookies.
THIS IDEA IS PERFECT!!!
Looking for fic? I think it was on fanfiction.net and am struggling to find it. It’s a Tonks and Severus story and they had an affair while she was in school and they broke up but later get back together during the war and everything things he’s a dirty dark eater cause he killed Dumbledore but he isn’t and she’s pregnant.
Please help!!!
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
"Tyler's obsessed with Wednesday" "Tyler puts in so much effort to get her attention" "Tyler got her dead flowers" yada yada ya— Ok true but what about Wednesday?
What about Wednesday??
What about the girl who filled a BOOK of forms to see him—so many that it surprised the people whose literal job is to work with those forms
What about the girl who applied for approval to visit him WEEKS before she even came back to Nevermore.
What about the girl who—since she had 2 sane options: let Tyler die or let another person be his master and risk the new master getting jealous of Wednesday like Alfie's master got of Capri—decided that no she'll just have to go with the 3rd option (the insane one) and be his master instead.
What about the girl who was ready to bind herself to him for life in a church by becoming his master.
What about the girl who kept bringing him up for no reason in conversations he didn't need to be brought up in.
(Yeah, I think his case handler knows his criminal history, sweetheart)
What about the girl whose very first plan of attack was to tell Tyler she was attracted to him to get him to listen to her (Enid and nightshades were a last minute addition, she initially planned to face him alone)
What about the girl who said she was trying to find Tyler to save Enid but, in reality, was so desperate to find him that she ended up using Enid as bait for him.
What about the girl who Weems had to repeatedly tell to focus on saving Enid and fixing her relationship with her mother but she instead kept trying to find the Galpins
2 seconds later...
What about the girl who said she wanted her vision back to save Enid and went to Rosaline Rotwood for it... only to ask her for the Galpins' location instead.
What about the girl who went to save Tyler before her own brother, even though Pugsley would've died if he remained in the machine for too long but Tyler was only going to lose his powers at worst AND going to Pugsley first would've saved both but no, she had to go to Tyler first.
And what about the girl who insulted her own weaponry skills by saying "I missed" just because she couldn't stop herself from going soft at the sight of him in pain.
What about her?
So yeah, even though Tyler's obsessed with her, let's not ignore that Wednesday's worse. She just lies about it more.
Somebody on Youtube just COOKED with this theory!!!
Bruh..Imagine that's true, any hyde that falls in love and their master orders them to kill their one true love, ultimately seals their own fate!!!
Omg...what!!
Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938
via reddit
Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…
Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…
i should not be laughing about that note
fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun
i meant road. road to success
Reblog the Toad of Success to sleep well, eat well, and have fun
I just got the most lovely message in my inbox from a man (well call him Rob) who sent this message into ABC. I screenshotted it to blur the name out because I’m not sure he’d want his full name online for all to see. I’m in tears. I don’t even know what to say… This is why it’s so important to let your voice be heard! Please read below:
That show is dead to me
one minute tommy is just some guy flying the 118 out into a hurricane and then the next minute I’m so far up his ass that i honestly don’t know how we got here
Helaena's prophecies: *Usually vague and hard to interpret*
Helaena's prophecy about Aemond: Aemond Targaryen will die in the Gods Eye on August 30th, 2024 at 6:33 p.m. Central Standard Time. It will be cloudy that day, with a 60% chance of rain.
ASOIAF related fanfictions are just like the source material; nothing short of 100k+ words and 99% of them are left unfinished
yall are really GRRM's children
Buck momentarily pausing clipboard!buck to hug his boyfriend and then resuming right after they broke the hug is soooo
I want to believe that it’s scheduled in the clip board.