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soberscientistlife

Check you privilege every day

thesoftboiledegg

Reminds me of this:

daily-spooky

She's an icon

thebean-17

just going to keep this as inspo for my future funeral.

ava-deb

“this program is brought to you ad free after this message” ITS NOT AD FREE IF I HAVE TO WATCH AN AD AT THE BEGINNING

brucebocchi

greia

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

lilyblisslys

Idk why this is so funny to me. The bonds between president xi and the state of Iowa are eternal

zvaigzdelasas

kangals

ER veterinarian: *reviewing patient's history* "and what food does your dog eat?"

client: "he eats yams."

vet: "... yams?"

client: "yeah, yams."

vet: "just yams? nothing else?"

client: "yeah."

vet: "the only food that you feed your dog is yams? no supplements?"

client:" "just yams."

vet: *increasingly distressed* "you cannot feed your dog only yams, ok? you NEED to feed something else. that is a very unbalanced diet and could be what's making him sick."

client: "well what should i be feeding?"

vet: "dog food! kibble, canned, anything from a pet store!"

client: "but that's where i buy the yams!"

vet: "what?"

client: "you mean i have to feed a bunch of different brands??"

vet: "what?"

(it was discovered, much to the vet's relief, that the client was mispronouncing the brand name "Iams")

lambergeier

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

cparti-mkiki

"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

tauindi

“But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

deandraxon

Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.

“You can fix it with glasses” yeah, cuz they’re a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?

Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.

Having a disability doesn’t automatically put you in what people consider the “disabled” category, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.

deandraxon

Thank you to the person who brought this post back into my notifs because I just recently got a new pair of glasses!

And it only cost me $305!! What a steal!! A perfectly acceptable price to pay to be able to properly function in society! (Internal screaming)

#not to be an ad but #zenni #my bad eyesight usually costs hundreds of dollars for a thinner lens #Zenni has saved me so much money

drinkyourjuiceshelby

Maybe stop dating in general if you feel the need to break things your partners enjoy

nonenosome2

I'll never understand the people who date someone with a specific hobby that they hate.

Like, if I hated gardening enough to pull my wife's plants, why the fuck would I date a gardener?

essaressellwye

I have a theory about this: A number of people think hobbies (some hobbies more than others) are what people (certain kinds of people especially, but could be anyone) do to fill the space that will eventually be occupied by a romantic partner. So they don't care about the hobby, because they expect to supplant it

nonenosome2

I hate that that makes sense.

yokelfelonking

Or, to put it another way: "Why are you paying attention to that other thing when you should be paying attention to me?"

just-another-cat-blog

pride month!!!

lemonsharks

Is that a miette?

jeanjauthor

Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!

pirateprincessjess

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

pirateprincessjess

My mother was upset that I shared this because it “might scare people away from becoming Christians”

Crazy how the actions of Christians might scare people away from Christianity

bogleech

Posts that make you want to travel back in time and call child services

the-haiku-bot

Posts that make you want

to travel back in time and

call child services

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

onlytiktoks

maybe-someday-eventually

dang, an actual useful and real "life hack" instead of those insane videos of people doing arts and crafts with a background of copyright free music

castercassette

You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o

pringles

cannibalchicken

fuckblast

WE'RE pissing on company time

not-all-there98

HEY real quick I just want to pop in here and say, if your neutered male cat suddenly starts peeing in the sink/tub/on the floor/in plants when he was previously always fune with the litterbox, GO TO THE VET IMMEDIATELY.

Fixed male cats are Very Prone to developing stones in their bladder, which can cause a blockage, which can cause death very fast. One prime way they show this is by not wanting to use their litterbox because the stones hurt, so they associate that pain with the litterbox. They may also seem to have abdominal pain, no energy, blood in the urine, difficulty/straining to pee, or not producing any pee at all.

I cannot stress enough how much of an emergency this is. It will not resolve without vet care and it is deadly if left untreated.

Sorry to be a wet blanket on a funny post but I nearly lost my cat to this years ago because I didn't know the signs. Thankfully he was okay after a couple of nights at the vet, but if I'd known the signs sooner I could have acted before it got so serious.

Good on OP for taking Jorts to the vet to be safe.

#psa #the famous jorts