dysfuncentine - now a fic meme!
Inspired by this post and because I'm a 'bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable and violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment' (who should be ashamed of herself), I bring you a fic meme in time for Valentine's Day. See, back in the day I ran a fic fest on LJ . It was called called Dysfuncentine, 'putting the "fun" in dysfunctional', so I've mined and fandom-agnostified some of that old community's prompts. So, reblog as you will, and let's write some messed-up people!
Send me a number and a ship and I'll write you a ficlet:
Parent seduces child's lover
Staying together for the children
Love and lust are not the same thing
Huge age disparity/power imbalance
Cheating on a partner with them
Both cheating, both hiding it
Attracted to you but ashamed of you
Your partner or your fetish?
Their marriage has survived a lot, but it is not surviving this
This relationship was a mistake, but now it's complicated
One half of the pair has realised their sexuality is no longer compatible with their partner's gender identity, but they do still love them.
“Every word you ever said to me was a lie”
Opposite sides of the barricades
Seducing as a way to obtain information
A wedding dress never used
Can't stand each other but can't keep away from each other
Only sleeping with their partner because they’re reminded of someone they’re grieving for
Partner threatens to harm themselves if the other leaves
Asexual character in a relationship with a hypersexual character.
Religion comes first. Even before love.
We're supposed to be broken up
The wrong name is called out in the throes of passion
They keep trying to kill each other
Nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you
You knew they were toxic, but you went there anyway
Where do you go when the only person who can stop you from crying made you cry?
Why do you keep going back to them when their disdain for you is so obvious?
They seem like they’d make the perfect couple, but they just don’t work
The first time was an accident, but now they can't stop
One of them is only in it for the sex
"I'm losing you again, aren't I.”
“You just can't remember that you loved me”
'If you want to keep your job, you'll do it'
Picking a fight just for the sex after
A throuple is torn apart by lies and secrecy
A throuple clings on even though they’re all making each other miserable
