harry potter textposts

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Hermione: We finish each others-

Ron: Sentences!

Hermione: Don’t interrupt me.

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Harry: If cats knew what a sin was they wouldn’t even care. Ron: I don’t care either. Fuck trigonometry.

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Ron: Hi! My name is Ron, without a B. Hermione: There’s no B in Ron... Ron: Yeah, that’s what I said.

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Hermione: Suicide is a horrible thing. George & Fred: True, but if you jump off a bridge and yell “parkour”, it’s just a failed stunt.

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Hermione: I like the strong but silent type. Ron: *silently trying to lift a table*

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Someone: Stop being so negative! You know when life gives you lemons- Draco: You throw them at Harry.

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Draco to Harry: There is only room in Hogwarts for ONE unstable person and I've held that title for a very long time, so you're going to need to get it together.

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*On a roller coaster*

Draco: What are these straps hanging from the seat?

Harry: It’s a seat belt. They make sure you don’t fall off and die.

Draco: *unbuckles seat belt*

Harry: Babe, we talked about this.

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Hermione: Admit it, you like him!

Ginny: I don’t have a crush on Harry!

Hermione: I never said who…

Ginny: Fuck.

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Ron: So how long have you been sleeping with Ginny? Harry, obviously lying: WHAT, that's disgusting! And wrong! I don't even get- Why would- She’s your sister-

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Ron: Do you guys wanna see a butterfly? Harry: Hermione: Please don’t thr- Ron: *yeets the butter across the room*

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Draco: I don’t do love, love is for fools

Harry: *exists*

Draco: Fuck

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Ron: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Hermione:

Hermione: No, it’s you

Hermione: You are literally on fire

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Harry: I put the sexy in dyslexia

Hermione: Harry-

Ron: Don’t

Ron: I want to see how long it takes him to realise

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Book Ginny Appreciation

- Popular and likable

- Strong, pretty, tough and brave

- Grew up in a household full of boys

- Manipulated by Voldemort at the age of 12 

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Harry: Would you slap Ron in the face for two million dollars?

Hermione: I would roundhouse him in the face for free.

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Harry Appreciation Post

- He witnessed/survived all the Unforgivable Curses

- Endured an abusive family

- Lost so many father figures

- He was mistreated but was still kind 

- Witnessed people die in front of him but stayed strong

- He’s selfless and powerful