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he/they Σ:3 (pls interact (reblog or comment or like) before following cause i wanna know why you're following me :3 )

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I love whipped cream

[irl-batsignal]

how much

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

A lot,,,

I got a can of whipped cream on Christmas once,,, best present ever

[ao3-unoffical]

Wait, I was supposed to roleplay on this blog?

[powerful-owl]

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Voting ended onJun 10

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I don't need my ships to all be canon

But.

100k Fanfiction of them with my fave trope?? Oh lord

[ao3-unoffical]

okay but like i do not trust disney with my ship

[catchymemes]

[king-of-oreo]

This is how men want women to dress

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

This is how women want other women to dress

[ao3-unoffical]

This is how people want to dress

[contemptible-scoundrel]

hey, listen. I don't care about any of that, okay? I'm going to destroy you.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

In a sexy homoerotic fight scene yes? Where we're both sweaty and covered in blood and one of us never leaves? Because one of us shall never see another sunrise, and it's a bittersweet end right?

[ao3-unoffical]

this but in full plate and our stableman watch over our horses and exchange worried glanses

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"ao3 exists. that sounds stupid, but i’m being dead serious. it is a constant reminder that people love stuff enough to create for one another with compensation. that is an act of love that is shared with all, bonded by adoration of story. in a weird way, it is one of the purest forms of art in the world."

-anonymous

#869

[ao3-unoffical]

I FOUND NY TAGS OUT Y'ALL!!!! #my boxes

[ao3-unoffical]

for those who were wondering:

i think i am greyromantic :3

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

i need a boy to kiss actually

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Kinda gay dude(genderneutral)

[tired-shipper]

i hate heath so much

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

sleep

go to sleep(you)

close your eyes and sleep (you again b-)

Voting ended onJun 5

[ao3-unoffical]

Good night :3

[killer-offical]

why are you guys so horny.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Sorry daddy 😔

[killer-offical]

what the fuck

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

What?

[killer-offical]

why are you guys so horny.

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Sorry daddy 😔

[killer-offical]

what the fuck

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

What?

[ao3-unoffical]

I FOUND NY TAGS OUT Y'ALL!!!! #my boxes

[iwilleatyourenglish]

there are really mundane random things i miss about the USA

air conditioning. dryers.

outlets in bathrooms. garbage disposals.

readily available grape juice.

whipped cream in a can not being called... that.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

uh...

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Why the fuck is electrical thing that very bad mixed with wet in wet area???

[ao3-unoffical]

oh god it is real....

Dorlays Squirty Topping, Whipped Cream 250ml : Amazon.in: Grocery & Gourmet Foods

[teapotsoffcialyup]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[zeta-finnish]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[ayanes-doll-mine-expo]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Guys please

I've already seen this

[tjthetyrant]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cmonnnnnn

This is like the third or fourth time I've seen this post,,, :(

[anonmous-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Fuck youuuuuuu

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

print it out and put it on your wall

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's my banner

Basically the same thins

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P U T I T I N Y O U R H O M E

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I live with my family-

I don't have my own room what would I even say????

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

who are they to question you, huh? a cop? can they STOP YOU??

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I mean like,, I don't really have my own income and we don't rlly have working a printer (afaik) so I would have to go to somewhere else to get it printed anyway, and that takes money so,,

Kinda can't lmao

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P A I N T I T. THERE IS NO ONE STOPPING YOU FROM WHIPPING OUT AN A4 SHEET OF PAPER AND RED MARKER

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I CAN BARELY DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

DRAW A GAY LINE

[teapotsoffcialyup]

this is crazy 😭

[cleptrophese]

@definitely-ao3-offical I apologise but it keeps coming across my feed and now I've committed to keeping this alive so yeah paint it gay you can do it ☺️👍

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

God fucking damnit

This post again?????

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

Sorry

@tagging-officals-offical @taco-bell-offical @reminders-offical @homunculus-argument @satanic-fox-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @autisimyfoxerronii @bat-phantom @4-him-vulpes

[autisimyfoxerronii]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[tum-blr-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Darling, ml, honeybun, sweetie, cutie pie, roasted almond butter, beloved, honey, the moon to my sun, the water to my waves, the blood to my (not)flesh, the apple of my eye, the window to my heart, the uranium to my antique tea set, the ting to my yang, my soulmate, my diamond, the spring to my winter, my-*it continues for. . . . Awhile* *five hours later* -how could you?

[tum-blr-offical]

It's a flag dedicated to you!!

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yes but I've already discussed my frustrations with it, after all getting summoned to see the exact same flag well over a hundred or more(an exaggeration) times can be. . . Irritating to say the least

[tum-blr-offical]

You're so cute when you're frustrated-

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

*quite literally pouts*

[tum-blr-offical]

Aww-

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they shoves it's hand in his face but his is still visible*

[satan-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical have you seen this yet

[micro-pachy-cephalo-saurus]

@definitely-ao3-offical

yooo have you seen this yet?

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

HATE let me tell you how much I've come hate-

[kingkit7734]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm going to revive the queen and kill her again

[emu-otorioffical]

Hey! @definitely-ao3-offical! Have you seen this yet? :D

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Why

[emu-otorioffical]

Because funny! :)

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

>:( it's my job to annoy ppl >>>:(((

[emu-otorioffical]

nope our job now

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Communism

[emu-otorioffical]

oh no- *explodes*

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

:3333

[emu-otorioffical]

:(

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

:D

[emu-otorioffical]

“famous”

WHO SAID THAT

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

No u

[emu-otorioffical]

I have 33 followers WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAMOUS????

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

*Grinch face*

[emu-otorioffical]

what does that mean.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???!?!

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

The Grinch grin

[emu-otorioffical]

Ohhhh that makes sense

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lmao

[teapotsoffcialyup]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[zeta-finnish]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[ayanes-doll-mine-expo]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Guys please

I've already seen this

[tjthetyrant]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cmonnnnnn

This is like the third or fourth time I've seen this post,,, :(

[anonmous-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Fuck youuuuuuu

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

print it out and put it on your wall

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's my banner

Basically the same thins

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P U T I T I N Y O U R H O M E

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I live with my family-

I don't have my own room what would I even say????

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

who are they to question you, huh? a cop? can they STOP YOU??

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I mean like,, I don't really have my own income and we don't rlly have working a printer (afaik) so I would have to go to somewhere else to get it printed anyway, and that takes money so,,

Kinda can't lmao

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

P A I N T I T. THERE IS NO ONE STOPPING YOU FROM WHIPPING OUT AN A4 SHEET OF PAPER AND RED MARKER

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

I CAN BARELY DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE

[cat-found-in-an-allie]

DRAW A GAY LINE

[teapotsoffcialyup]

this is crazy 😭

[cleptrophese]

@definitely-ao3-offical I apologise but it keeps coming across my feed and now I've committed to keeping this alive so yeah paint it gay you can do it ☺️👍

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

God fucking damnit

This post again?????

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

Sorry

@tagging-officals-offical @taco-bell-offical @reminders-offical @homunculus-argument @satanic-fox-offical @silly-medium-flood-frog-offical @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @autisimyfoxerronii @bat-phantom @4-him-vulpes

[autisimyfoxerronii]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[tum-blr-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Darling, ml, honeybun, sweetie, cutie pie, roasted almond butter, beloved, honey, the moon to my sun, the water to my waves, the blood to my (not)flesh, the apple of my eye, the window to my heart, the uranium to my antique tea set, the ting to my yang, my soulmate, my diamond, the spring to my winter, my-*it continues for. . . . Awhile* *five hours later* -how could you?

[tum-blr-offical]

It's a flag dedicated to you!!

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yes but I've already discussed my frustrations with it, after all getting summoned to see the exact same flag well over a hundred or more(an exaggeration) times can be. . . Irritating to say the least

[tum-blr-offical]

You're so cute when you're frustrated-

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

*quite literally pouts*

[tum-blr-offical]

Aww-

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they shoves it's hand in his face but his is still visible*

[satan-offical]

@definitely-ao3-offical have you seen this yet