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2018-2021 me is rolling in her grave at the thought that i just fangirled over meeting Jeremy Jordan

#the great gatsby #jeremy jordan #supergirl #eva noblezada #supercorp #sam pauly #i will never forgive that man for what he said about supercorp #lmfao #but oh my fing god was the great gatsby amazing 😩#was her for eva and sam tho soooooo

tending-the-hearth

THAT’S MY TONY AWARD WINNING BEST MUSICAL CAST

#okaaaay thats my alumnae producerrrrrr #debra martain chase #not to flex but ive met her 🤪

radialteeth

Smart girls are the fucking best

definitely-cursed

But like

They did such a good job

The poses

sew-birb

Massive props to the camera person too

#oooo creation of adam goes haaaard

my-random--thoughts-deactivated

#i want a pet snaaakeeee #but their sheeding and food habits freak me out

birlinterrupted

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

happilyeveraftereveryday

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY

elzebrook

well this was a wild ride from start to finish

when-it-rains-it-snows

I knew before I googled that this was gonna be California and I was Not disappointed. The horse is TA Jullyens Lillyanna, she is an exceptionally fancy purebred Arabian.

https://www.varianarabians.com/recent-sales/ta-jullyens-lillyanna.html

Her price tag was $Car. $20k if I had to guess.

And the real kicker?

The revealed gender was wrong. #youhadonejob

you cannot make this shit up; horse people are, truly, Just Like That.

cherrispryte

I AM SCREAMING

sadclowncentral

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

#that last sentence...#ive never had an original experience

catchymemes

yes-is-a-pleasant-country

dagmara dominczyk filming black rabbit in new york, photos by gotham

#girlies got me giggling

lanotteviene

it’s even funnier when you think that the pope had a serious relationship with a woman before entering priesthood. he must be like we used to have bitches here. we used to have schisms against us because of how plentiful of bitches this place was

#all the ppl confused in the tags lololol