tired and in college

he/they narcoleptic fanfic obsessed adult that shouldn't be allowed to be an adult.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[maswartz]

[blue0909]

It’s me the cyber bully they warned you about in school. I’m gonna find you and beat you up

OH COME ONNNN

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[halfabouros]

^ genuinely use this even outside of dating if you wanna make friends or just acquaintances. Use it on your coworkers to have a friendly time without issue. Do not exclusively use it for dating

[kosmogrl]

[jkl-fff]

No, seriously, do NOT.

Feeling dirty and grimy for extended periods of time is extremely draining on the mental well-being of humans. Psychological studies prove it is detrimental to our self-esteem and contentment. And no wonder; we are animals--homo sapiens, a kind of ape--that instinctively places high importance on personal grooming. Like monkeys and cats and birds in a zoo, one of the best ways to make us feel sad ... is to make us feel gross to ourselves.

So here's an easy saying from my therapist/zookeeper:

"If you feel like you hate the world, eat something.

If you feel like the world hates you, get some sleep.

If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower.

You will probably feel much better."

[bees-official]

Do all three at once to become the perfect life form

[alexaloraetheris]

Yes, surprisingly enough, a life form functions at its best when it's *checks notes* clean, well fed and well rested. Who'da thunk.

[gcballet]

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(I think of the Jedi every time I see this long textpost circulate)

[captain-price-returns]

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[luxwing]

[crackedpolishedblackstonebrick]

posts funnier with timestamps on

[asmallermorehonestsoul]

[nostalgicfoxxosystem]

literally me like this hits so hard

[melgillman]

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

[rayj4ck]

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

[shazleen]

CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!

Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike

(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Wizards (1977)

[definitelynotindecisive]

[theradicalkanji]

[authortobenamedlater]

The night Gandalf went crazy

[neptunianorbitron]

This movie is one of my favorites ever, it's called Wizards. It was Ralph Bakshi's attempt to make a kids film and it's about a dark wizard that uses nazi propaganda to keep his goblin army from being cowards and his brother the good wizard who gets high and laid and their magical adventure to stop him that culminates in this BANGER of a scene

[uncle-mojave]

I love this film

[simon-newman]

This is how Gandalf vs Saruman should have been done.