Neptunian Orbitron

I think I'm Doing pretty good. You know, for only being the second greatest person on the internet

[neptunianorbitron]

161 days and 24k stitches later it's done and ready to go to its new owner!

Ngl I was worried for a minute but I'm super proud of how it turned out!

[neptunianorbitron]

161 days and 24k stitches later it's done and ready to go to its new owner!

Ngl I was worried for a minute but I'm super proud of how it turned out!

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[frottinq]

beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar

[wokeapedia]

Is it just me or is this Tumblr ad suggesting that I kill myself to meet God

[supersoftly]

You had a good run buddy, but Tumblr says tick tock, times a wastin'

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[blurryf4ce]

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

[2manypdfs]

happy There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury day

[faggotfungus]

[afieldinengland]

normal country latest

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[theladymisandry]

You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[cosmonautroger]

David Lynch

[gaynfl-moved]

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

[gaynfl-moved]

heard three people say "amen" in response

[plaidos]

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.