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161 days and 24k stitches later it's done and ready to go to its new owner!

Ngl I was worried for a minute but I'm super proud of how it turned out!

#final fantasy 9 #art #cross stitch #ff9 #vivi #crafting

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

creepymutelilbugger

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

proteinmom

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

aspergrl

GIRL

neptunianorbitron

Bro we got two, it was called the surge and it's super good and I feel like I'm the only person who liked it despite it getting a sequel

jimkerk

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

crisisoninfintefandoms

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code. No keys.

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen. TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that. But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out. I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?

So, yeah. There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere. And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag. It fits more anyway.

jimkerk

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

fair-itself

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

thesadchicken

fair-itself

I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

the-davest-of-uncles

In TOS, communicators and phasers had magnatomic adhesion pads, which stuck them to clothing using nuclear forces instead of chemical adhesives.

diabowlicat

Please tell me someone other than me finds this funny because I've been cackling over this idea for four days now

important-cat-pics

segamascott

ruinedchildhood

little-light-bulb

iloveabortions

Nintendo: Game Boy Advance SP Print Adverts (2003)

tiktoksformyfriends

marzipanandminutiae

@shebobonmydylan

girlnumbers

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

mammalidentifier

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

lilu-the-almighty

now you know who you are messing with

dogpuppy

time-traveling-fetus

I'm often really dedicated to the visual quality and authenticity of the memes I make, but like idk if I could ever make another human being care about that. I used the proper font and color picked the correct color and sized everything correctly and used the alignment tool to get the spacing right and redrew the nebula background and spent way too long messing with the drop shadow settings to mimic the original text. Skyrim media literacy 0 skill meme. If you care.

awkwordalex

Your commitment to craftsmanship is appreciated. Years ago I spent way too long on this stupid meme to get the pull lines in the dark green and the fading of the lime color just right.