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abigailunderthemoon

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

moss-wizard

emilyelizabethfowl

lollytea

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

lollytea

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

ponyregrets

can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not

autophage

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

bibaleen

rslashrats

these pizzas are in fighting for their lives in the artic rn

somethingusefulfromflorida

Hey, I've worked at multiple grocery stores over the years, and these pizzas are no longer safe for human consumption. This frost means the freezer has been turned on and off and on and off a bunch of times, melting and thawing and refreezing over and over. Don't buy food covered in thick frost.

xekstrin

#these pizzas lost their lives in the arctic

catholic-harmacy-deactivated202

i promise you the ingredients of those frozen pizzas are more damaging to your health than whatever minimal amount of bacteria managed to grow in between fridge outages

rslashrats

why are you catholic

campyvillain

why are you pro mold and catholic

loth-catgirl

teathattast

straycatj

やっぱりJさんに似てると思うの。

I think he looks like Mr.J well.

what-even-is-thiss

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

insertunknownreferencehere

being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can't control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head

#trying to stop the AMVs in my mind

straycatj

今日のマウスの可動域

The range of motion of the PC mouse today

straycatj

入れ替わり立ち替わり💢

Why you come one after another......

miseria-fortes-viros

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

straycatj

hello j-san, recently my cat has been struggling since my family brought home a black kitten. since you have also been in this situation, can you offer her any advice?

Ah... please take care not to be stolen your precious photos...

And about cats, time may solve most of problems

straycatj

なんかくれだーーーんす🪇

The dance for asking to give me some yummies

industrialsocietyanditsfuture

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

industrialsocietyanditsfuture

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