I can't think of a title

I really can't.

[unicouniuni]

2020.06.20

[0palheart]

Me when im in an area

[pukicho]

Fat squirrel kept his distance but did indeed join me for my walk today. He followed at a distance. I Love you, fat distant squirrel.

[fatdistantsquirrel]

I Love you, too, pukicho.

[pukicho]

Come closer

[despazito]

Starting twin peaks

[despazito]

It's scaring my cat

[despazito]

[chl3borzoi]

[beesmygod]

NO

[trumbloola]

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

[loanboard10k]

Not funny 👎

[trumbloola]

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

[loanboard10k]

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[pukicho]

*gives you the bare minimum so that you rely on me but can't usurp me

[pukicho]

*gives you a little bit extra one day because I can tell you're thinking about usurping me - it works - you become docile once again

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[girlrry]

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[28dayslater]

Party poll is truly the post that keeps on giving

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[3000s]

your snake is spoiled as fuck

[3000s]

if i had a snake i wouldn't even teach it to drive

[vetchtibbles]

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

[vetchtibbles]

no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now

[vetchtibbles]

post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons

[teaboot]

Neutered

[soap-is-an-artist]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

[shrimplovercat]

cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang

[hamletisintown]

What a pose... truly fantastic

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin