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paris

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[resperpetua-deactivated20231224]

Fine I’ll do it

[stream]

[meanplastic]

Accurate scientific research

[lake-erie]

coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks,  coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee 

[nl]

[thebootydiaries]

[awombwithaview]

[fairlyevenparents]

my dream car

[twoofcups]

speaking as an american: can people in america/canada/europe/even australia and nz  stop acting so surprised when a country in latin america, asia, or africa pass a landmark LGBT rights bill??? seeing comments like “WHAT???? uruguay is more progressive than MY country???” or “are you joking?!?! TAIWAN approved gay marriage before MY country???” really grinds my gears. 

when you make incredulous comments like “WHAT???? the first country to include LGBT rights in its constitution was in AFRICA!?!?!? AFRICA!?!?!?!” you sound like you can’t possibly believe that cultures of color CAN be progressive, or “better” at preserving/granting civil rights than white cultures, because you believe that white cultures are the epitome of progress and liberalism. which is a colonialist point of view. 

you don’t sound supportive of the LGBT people living there, you just sound like a jealous racist. just be happy for the people in that country who just had a new avenue for self expression opened to them by the law, and work on creating change in your own country. period.

[thoradvice]

this pride month please be aware of and lift up those often forgotten in our community. the disabled people, the plus-sized people, the people of colour, those in the closet, and anyone else left on the sidelines. pride is for all lgbt people, not just the photogenic out & proud white people.

[lovdot]

take me to Pear is 🇫🇷😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the i Fell Tower 💘💕😍🗼

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

RIP (reeses in pieces)

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

[spockvarietyhour]

don’t let the tiny wheel distract you from the fact that there’s a chain across the passenger side seat, which I’m gonna assume is the seatbelt.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[characterlimit]

you know you had to do it to yourself

[bonitaapplebelle]

Beyonce really said “ten times out of nine I know you’re lying” like yas queen of improper fractions

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

[nojaminmycoffee-deactivated2020]

[theawesomeadventurer]

yea that’s him :/

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

visual representation of my mood today 

[omega3]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Alright then

[powerburial]

Looking for a suitable heiress to the Braps throne