you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

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you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🌕🍚🐟❤️🔥💲💰🧾🧿🏆🤞I am successful in my hard work. I achieve my goals. I am rewarded. 🤞🏆🧿🧾💰💲❤️🔥🐟🍚🌕🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Actual Alternatives to "So Mote It Be"
"It is as I will it. "
"As I speak it so it is. "
"This I command."
This is by my power."
"This I manifest."
"By me and the powers that be."
"Because I fucking said so."
(Feel free to add some of your own.)
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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3
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