bitten by a radioactive detective

held together by caffeine and google translate

[apartment8b]

Oh I just realised: I've been on a following streak recently bc my dash was feeling empty and with the recent influx of porn bots and how they've "evolved" I just wanna say to y'all

✨ I'm not a bot ✨

I've had this username for literal years now. It's a quote (albeit a throwaway line) from a tv show that has long since been cancelled but I'm quite attached to my username and I doubt I'll ever change it.

So yeah.

Hello!!

[ozempicofficial]

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[transgenderer]

i think NYC would really benefit from having a giant mythical bird that lived here. maybe roosting on the empire state building. or maybe one in each borough. something along those lines. pokemon

[beepboopmew]

[papayajuan2019]

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

[ell-does-stuff]

shadow quiz is about to go crazy

[37q]

im really glad youre alive. not because i think the cycle of suffering and rebirth is awesome but because we need to keep as many people breathing as we can to ward off Yorul, who can only take a breath when humans arent inhaling or exhaling. one time in 1976 there was a synchronicity where every human alive was between breaths and Yorul took a biiiiiig gasp and was about to split asia into three when a high schooler in iowa named kim took a hit off her friends joint and choked Yorul out

[pusheen]

[thenordroom]

A Tiny Pink Stockholm Studio Apartment with Plenty of Storage

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[pom-pom-cherry]

Any ship can be problematic if you just give me a second-

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[maxxie-or-smth]

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

[pangur-and-grim]

I wonder if being bullied as a kid has any inoculating factors? like "I can do this now, because I could do this at 4 feet tall" type stuff. or does it just permanently make you into a quivery little prey animal? much to consider.

[pangur-and-grim]

oh yowch.

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek