Run The Jewels

20's/ spicy food enthusiast/ SoFL/ rarely NSFW/

[hungwy]

sir. are you ready to order. there is a line forming behind you.

*I’m still laying dead on the ground*

[feminist-furby-freak]

Ik this is a shitpoat but I literally saw this happen at a Burger King

[hungwy]

Hm? Huh ?

[drewbern]

Visit Original Link

[catchymemes]

[dashaibo]

[cybercrimer]

safe at last

[cybercrimer]

moodboard

[catchymemes]

[pyreo]

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

[maximum-overboner]

you die in real life.

[andisupreme]

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i really cant imagine warriormale as a human being and not a god entity at least 30-40 feet tall destroying his keyboard every time he types with his gargantuan marble fingers

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

the statue of zeus at olympia was not destroyed in the 5th century ad, it just walked into the ocean hidden from humanity until it somehow got an internet connection and started posting about fighting with your dick out

[zumainthyfuture]

[madness-and-gods]

That carrot sounds really good

[freshiebyoung]

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

[ratanak45]

[bunnymajo]

I suddenly remembered an old taqueria that used to be in my grandparent’s neighborhood as a kid that had like Goku painted on it eating a taco (along with other 90′s cartoon characters). I have no idea if it’s still there (God I hope it is)

so I tried to google search for it and oh man…

Mi nueva e s t é t i c a

[sovietspacedogs]

Lo mismo pero más poderoso i’m dead

[smstransformers]

[nafeathers]

[todayilearnedthat]

TIL that you can put peanuts in water and get peanjt watwr amd the..qhrnuou drinkg iut yoh tuen otut fo hevab dde alenarh fjgn hou jusyr corubsdoohd

[call-me-remi]

[warmheartworm]

tumblr sucked yet its the only thing people like us could ever have posted on. tumblr was a deep sea geothermal vent and we are all pallid, desperate crabs snapping at the dark toxcic nutrients spweing from its hole, and bringing us into the harsh light of the instagram influencersphere would kill us instantly. 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

It’s because we like the format. Posts are in chronological order, there’s no word limit on text posts, and there’s a level of anonymity that other social media sites don’t offer.

On Facebook or Insta or Twitter they want your full name, date of birth, address, phone number, and the last four of your social and your follower count is on full display. On Tumblr the only person with a notable name and face is Seth Everman and everybody else is just shitposting into the void wearing a mask of their waifu.

[emmablowguns]

Mall goth energy

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths

[catchymemes]