Idiot Witch

⭐️Pixie (She/her). Kankuro fangirl. I’m a Slytherin. If you’re following me for a specific fandom, I’m sorry⭐️

[piixiefawn]

It has been approximately 7 years since I drew a lick of fanart and it shows…. Tattoo artist art is much different than art for fun. I’m super rusty. But the leaks have fucked me up. They awoke a dormant beast in me.

I’ve never drawn Aang or Katara before. I think it shows lol. But that just means I have to draw them more.

I haven’t used this blog seriously in so long… idk. I just wasn’t sure where we’re posting fanart these days.

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[piixiefawn]

The fact that I get on here for the first time in a very long time and people are still sharing my art from over a decade ago??? Thank you. Truly. I've been a professional tattoo artist for two years now. I couldn't have done it without my time on this silly little app.

[shinixgami]

[piixiefawn]

I haven’t posted art on this blog in.... 2 years? 

I’ve been sort of just vibing & working on my own stories & my own characters with @lavidamimsy . But I do miss posting drawings & communicating with people so I figured I might as well do a dump of some of the smaller things I’ve done recently. 

[herbariumofletters]

This is a collab between me and bestie, @piixiefawn. I drew the lineart and she did that awesome colouring of best boi Hiro, who we both love so much <3 totes used a ref for this but ended up adding that cutoff boot myself.

[piixiefawn]

Collabs are always fun. Especially when it’s with your best friend ❤️

[piixiefawn]

So this is a blog I still have....

[marisatomay]

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

[intensional]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[todaysbird]

I feel like you’ll appreciate this photo I took several years ago when I was in school of a raven getting spooked by something in the bushes

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[fuks]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I love catgirls as a concept I hate weebs for making it a horny thing. We as a society could have so much more material if we focused on the comedy aspect instead of making it a fetish

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You know that tension between you and your cat when they're about to knock something off the table? Imagine that but it's an anime girl. She's your roommate or whatever. I don't know

[feitanswife]

You come home and your roommate is tangled up in the blinds, completely helpless. She blames you, for some reason

[appendingfic]

Your roommate runs laps around the apartment at 2 in the morning. She does not do it to stay in shape. She in fact pretends she was doing nothing whenever you bring it up

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

me: *toasts a piece of bread* me: damn and i cook too.. any man would be lucky to have me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[melodramaticsoprano]

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

[turbofetus]

[caitlinguine]

@districtswiftie13

[melodramaticsoprano]

YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.

[butterynutjob]

I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.

[hellenhighwater]

I know a lot of judges, and demanding an impromptu opera solo on a whim is also something they would do.

(And also one of the main reasons you can be excused from jury duty is economic hardship–basically, it would cause you unreasonable financial damage. If you’re a professional singer, a two week gap in your rehearsal schedule could do that for sure.)

[jackironsides]

As a muso, I absolutely believe this. I’ve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldn’t recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.

[taraljc]

Accurate.

[cluegrrl]

My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said “I don’t believe you’re an opera singer. Sing something for me.” His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Matt’s a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly. Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.

[hoarous]

One time I had a cole slaw craving at like 10pm so i went to KFC and the girl at the counter was like IT’S CHRISTMAS, SING ME A CAROL AND I’LL GIVE YOU YOUR SLAW, and I was like, oh, I uh—but then her coworker was like GDI STOP DOING THIS. YOU DONT HAVE TO SING. SHES BEEN DOING THIS ALL DAY

so of course I busted out the first few bars of Amarilli (which isn’t actually a christmas carol, but it was what i’d been practicing at the time so shhh), and let me tell you, nearly-empty fast food restaurants have GREAT acoustics

[nessataleweaver]

I’m just enjoying all these stories too much not to repost.  Don’t mind me.

I just clap enthusiastically at performers.