The Reddest Panda

steamcommunity.com/id/hotgaydad ♥️schro12 11-20-18♥️

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[dogpuppy]

[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying

[momusu-saval-deactivated2024010]

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

[nick-nonya]

How to Detect Carbon Monoxide: Warning Signs and Prevention

You may have heard of the risks of carbon monoxide (CO), but how can you check if it's in your home? Carbon monoxide is an odorless and colo

[heirtocragflame]

[chernobog13]

The Guinness Book of World Records' certification ceremony for the world's largest pizza was suddenly, and very rudely, interrupted.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I'd Hoped

Get your meat sucked

[otherwindow]

[speaking-impartially]

[teathattast]

[hymnsofheresy]

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; "ježek" and "ježíšek" respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it's the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

[hymnsofheresy]

my dad pointing to a hedgehog: “ježíšek!!!”

my mom, absolutely fucking going along with it: “little ježíšek !!! beautiful ježíšek!!! who else is worthy of our praise??”

[vigilantsycamore]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I'm a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke

[hazelek]

Same in Poland

[toodotnil]

please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I'm defrosting

[nap-hime]

Oh defrosting meat, we're really in it now

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[biglawbear]

LAW AND ECONOMICS BABEYYY

[despazito]

[owldude]

[discodeerdiary]

Boston trans girls searching for a name should know that you get free lifetime admission to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum if your name is Isabella

[pure-egg]

hang on fact checking this

[pure-egg]

ok yeah this is true, you may proceed

[arithmeticanimaniac]

i’m all for this because i’m hoping we can get a usamerican version of this headline: