People In Glass Houses Sink Ships

"Why don’t you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here!" - Doc Just kidding! Please, stick around and have a nice glass of wine with me. Stay as long as you like! But, always remember, don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

[thebootydiaries]

Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

[mymodernmet]

Artists Share “Before and After” Evolution of Their Drawing Skills with Years of Practice

[goldxnboi]

this gives me hope

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[mai-asrepressednerd-deactivated]

Thank you so much for sharing this, this gave me hope

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[twinsfawn]

if u grew up watching these ur so valid and sexcy

[thisisradioactive]

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

[anoonzee]

*reading anti posts*

Me: I am so glad my head isn’t THAT far up my ass.

[lucas-coolboy]

[himborc]

this pussy? designer. cucci, if u will,

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[mooglemain]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[therealsideoffeminism]

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

[cooltrainerzero]

Nicely done, sir.

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

say it with me—

“someday i’m going to have the life i’ve always dreamed of and i won’t let self doubt stop me”

[naotarou]

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it