A Pen That Skips

[mclennonyaoi]

love those videos of the dogs talking with the button mats that have 100+ buttons on them that all say things like “forget” or “yesterday” and like all the people in the comments are going “she is so smart how is this even possible” and the people who make them have an amazon storefront where they make crazy commission off selling their button mats like we are inventing unprecedented levels of pseudoscience and scamming on tiktok rn

[mclennonyaoi]

“i taught my dog the concept of grammatical pronouns” no you didn’t

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[spadefish]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[tlirsgender]

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

[tlirsgender]

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

[tlirsgender]

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner

[sunriseverse]

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

[sunotes]

[valtsv]

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

[valtsv]

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

[valtsv]

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

[valtsv]

[lelouch]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[insomniac-arrest]

I like to believe the Crab Rave energy build-up is so potent it’s picking up strays.

[insomniac-arrest]

🦀🦀🦀

from your mouth to crabs ears . . .

[hardwrench]

god is one big penis and if we all work together we can finally make it pee

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[yournonbinarypal]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. For everything else, there's Mastercard."

[filthburger]

people debate about whether wojaks carry fascism within them inherently or not, and yknow, maybe there's something to be said about how symbols work etc, and then you see a communist make a meme that features the one that's drooling with a dent in his head to represent someone who is incorrect, and you just kind of take a pause and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with everybody