Iâm soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me âgood night,â but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.
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Iâm soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me âgood night,â but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.
saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but tâď¸hat one is chinese
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happy pride
okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spockâs in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or heâll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, heâs also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesnât die. but then spockâs fiance (tâpring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the âblood lustâ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get whatâs happening. and tâpring picks kirk to be her âchampionâ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he wonât marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so heâs like of course iâll do this fight if itâll help spock and then he gets told itâs a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc heâs killed his âbest friendâ only to discover kirkâs alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes
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youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.
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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
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you bought dog lettuce
I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ânormalâ as âdetransitioningâ because I just said âdid you see guy fieri detransitionedâ to a friend who didnât know about me doing that in a joke way
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this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw
call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they donât, you know, drive under the influence.
i literally donât care how afraid you are of drunk people. if theyâre behaving well enough then thereâs no reason to kick them off the bus.
if you canât recognize itâs better for society for drunk people to have a way home that doesnât involve them driving and potentially getting people killed then you just kind of suck actually.
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i canât be saved