The Kermit Appreciation Club Society

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[ur-daily-inspiration]

[spitblaze]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[channybatch]

Happy June the 12th everyone

[telltaletypist]

great month for people who like colors and stripes

[tomb-of-madeline]

Spring comic. Spring is when I miss living in the woods in Wisconsin the most, cool plants, morel mushrooms, my mom pulling wood ticks off my head… just wonderful.

If you like my comic and want to toss some money in my hat here’s a link.  

ko-fi.com/madmcgrane                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

[its-sorcery]

I love this comic so much!!

I’ve had the graphic novel pre-ordered since it was announced, and I just got and read in one shot! The Accursed Vampire is so so lovely 💕

[tomb-of-madeline]

reblogging good things said about The Accursed Vampire.

[everythingfox]

“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”

(via)

[cornmuffin]

[punkypoodle]

[ampervadasz]

[shirecorn]

[vapingbaby]

[dragaszagom]

[aviculor]

[snow-white-shadow]

[probablybadrpgideas]

The party encounters 2 guards.

One of the guards gives the "one of us tells the truth, one of us always lies" speech.

Except he's the liar. The other guard doesn't tell the truth either.

Roll a d10

1- second guard also always lies

2- second guard only beatboxes aggressively

3- second guard is mute

4- second guard goes on break during the speech and is now missing

5- second guard is 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat

6- there's actually 3 guards, but there first two won't acknowledge these third for some reason?

7- second guard is really really passive aggressive

8- second guard communicates entirely in James Joyce quotes

9- second guard is actually a ventriloquist dummy controlled by the first lying guard

10- second guard does tell the truth but is pathologically unable to stay on topic sp never actually answers the question asked. But the player DO learn some neat facts about dinosaurs!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Spice your game up with some Absolutely Unhinged NPCs for No Goddamn Reason

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[sockhedd]

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[authorized-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[how-ll]

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

[staff]

They grow up so fast. :’)

[bogmonsters]

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

[bogmonsters]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FUNKY LITTLE LIZARD

[p0rn-daddy]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

credit

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

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[like-fairy-tales]

[oldwizard]

thranduil by ユエ

[weonsinnombre]

[wereralph]

QUEENNNNWIGSTAN

[gotterhag]

[theonlinemuse]

#I WOULD HAVE SWORN SHE WAS RIDING AROUND ON A ROOMBA (via absentlyabbie)

[white-caged-bird]

@gay-impressionist and everyone else who might be curious: it’s all about the control they have over their muscles. Georgian dancers are renowned (at least in the theatre world) for having some of the most complex footwork— while the males are supposed to dance mostly through their feet and keep their upper half as rigid as possible, the female dancers are supposed to express themselves through their hands and heads only, their skirts concealing their walking/gliding.

What is happening is that Georgian dancers and ballet dancers are pretty similar when it comes to the effort they must use in order to show themselves as graceful on stage as possible, but while ballet dancers are using pointes to hold themselves on their toes during certain movements, female Georgian dancers wear shoes that have a bit of high heels and are, more or less, tiptoeing across the stage, with steps as small and quick as possible so the audience doesn’t have a chance to pay attention to the way their skirts spin everytime they take another step.

tl;dr The secret is that they are tiptoeing as fast as they can in the rythm of the music while keeping up the appearance that they are gliding across the floor.

I am not a Georgian, nor have I trained myself in their traditional dances, but I appreciate their culture’s dances so I thought I might explain what is actually happening (sorry if that didn’t make too much sense, I am not a professional dancer, just a very observant admirator).

[catgirlcaliphate]

That is very cool, and the explanation makes the dancing even more impressive! Thanks for the info!

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

On a similar note, when I read about some character moving so smoothly they appear to glide over the floor, I will be imagining they’re taking tiny fast steps.

[avvocarlo]

that is fucked

[avvocarlo]

I like to think about this without the existence of 50 first dates providing any sort of context