bad jokes are my lifeline

|| Ash || 24 || they/them ||

[omnybus]

[wizardotgif]

[aptronyms]

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

[aptronyms]

violence 4 life

[iris-of-the-lambs]

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

[growrotten]

what

[growrotten]

another one

[growrotten]

Quality advertising

[growrotten]

[growrotten]

😊😊😊

[growrotten]

they could be friends

[growrotten]

[skeleton-fucker69]

I wish i was that girl

[growrotten]

thanks, skeleton-fucker69

[growrotten]

sunset

[uggly]

The Blue Kraken 

[baffledluigi]

[clementineoil]

thinking about her (tiffany lamps)

[clementineoil]

[lelouch]

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[criminal-fish]

Biiiiiingboooong......

[natalieironside]

Tips for new Tumblr users:

* Liking posts is a good way to bookmark them to find later

* Do not reblog anything between the hours of midnight and dawn or you might summon the Beast

* You can use your queue to post on a schedule even when you’re offline, which is very handy

* Every year on the anniversary of Dashcon staff will pick one user at random and kill them

* You can use simple HTML to put clickable links in your bio

* If you die on Tumblr, you die in real life

[charaah]

What’s the beast?

[natalieironside]

Just your typical beast. Seven horns, seven heads, seven crowns, comes out of the sea, etc and so forth

[valpalgalpal]

[breeze-y]

not old enough to remember the Tumbeasts, I see

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

[hemipelagicdredger]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

[onewhoturns]

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

[decadentbatbagelscissors]

Here are even more animals visiting each others!!

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

[arcaniumagi2]

lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?

[detectivehole]

i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store

[detectivehole]

tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it

[nevermoorfan]

@staff @officialstaff

[officialstaff]

We're exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you'll have to get them the hard way.

[cawareyoudoin]

...

Okay, that's a funny one.