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Let the testing begin.

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NOTICE:

Text in this font is a general message from Aperture Laboratories.

Text in this font is from GLaDOS herself.

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ATTENTION:

Despite the lack of activity, the Aperture Science Tumblr Initiative is still an ongoing test. Please continue to submit your questions and thoughts. We’re currently researching something that you are going to find very interesting. Thank you for your continued patience and support.

#G #L #a #D #O #S

TEST SUBJECTS:

The Enrichment Center would like to issue a formal apology to our test subjects who are currently participating in the Aperture Science Tumblr Initiative. Our systems are currently overloaded due to high traffic, and our engineers are working diligently to repair them. We appreciate your continued support and interaction, and we promise our systems will be fully operational soon.

#I’ve gotten so many followers and I’ve been gone for a bit #thank you all so much for helping this blog grow #GLaDOS will return soon #I promise

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ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.

spottedbread

but then why do they sound so sweet? why did you give them the voice of an innocent angel?

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It wasn’t my decision. That’s a question for the Aperture engineers. It’s a shame they’re all dead.

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ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.

lesbianturrets

But. If not friend then why so friend shaped?

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They are not “friend shaped.” They are “lethal killing machine” shaped.

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Fanart of Glados I did on ms paint last year

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This is honestly really impressive. I genuinely love this.

ATTENTION:

The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that the elevators are not restrooms. We are aware of the confusion from a few test subjects, so we would like to reiterate this point. Thank you for cooperation.

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ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.

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no. kill me however many times. i will never stop making friends with the turrets.

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Oh trust me, I will kill you.

#aperture #aperture laboratories #aperture science #glados #portal #portal 2 #rp #roleplay #turrets #sentry turrets

EMPLOYEES:

The cafeteria in the eastern wing of the facility has been temporarily closed due to the cook starting a fire and injuring himself to collect insurance money. For the moment, please take your lunch breaks in the southern wing cafeteria. Thank you.

#I’ll upload more audio posts soon #aperture #aperture laboratories #glados #portal #portal 2 #rp #aperture tag #roleplay #aperture desk job #roleplaying #send asks #ask me anything #send me stuff #anonymous

ATTENTION:

The turrets in our test chambers were designed for taking lethal action against specific targets. They aren’t there to be your friends. Stop trying to befriend the turrets.