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23 ♡ she/her ♡ lesbian

[parakeet]

this vid is about them looking for the source material for the dude whos on fire but im obsessed with how this looks like a true crime cold case video about dewey 

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[starshadowx2]

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[hauntedcephalopod]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

idk what embezzlement is. is that when you put rhinestones on a jacket

[tikkety-tok]

I don't speak cat but I think that means yes

[aperturescience]

@cadetcatras

[haruhi-sama-deactivated20231019]

[astriiformes]

So are we all ready to contend with the fact that, if they get the boat unstuck in the next week, it will be a momentous event allowing passage through a waterway in Egypt……. during Passover

[bee-squared-official]

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

what the suez canal actually needs are 3-5 of those retired italian men to stand on the side of the canal and offer suggestions. i bet that’d get it unstuck

[deadpanwalking]

[evilvillain123456789]

5pm. what have you gotten done so far today? nothing again huh. that's okay. you're still good enough for me. but my patience is wearing thin

[miscgoth-deactivated20230115]

gonna knock our heads together like a cat

[laughconfetti]

head bonk (intimate)

[aperturescience]

@cadetcatras

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

[sonicrainbooms]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[the-floral-skeleton]

I would marry this woman and lovingly watch her berate her cows for the rest of my life

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

(Insert serious post about how jkr's views such as but not limited to transmisogyny and antisemitism are extremely prevalent in her works and have had real world effects that have hurt ppl)

some annoying ass hp fan in the notes:

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[aperturescience]

It's my birthday.

[omegaverse]

squidward’s gay little artist outfit is so cute. llove this guy

[marinafans]

The Family Jewels // Electra Heart \ FROOT