Incorrect Hetalia Quotes

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“If I stop drinking all at once, I fear the cumulative hangover would kill me.”

- APH Prussia (Probably)

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England: [To France] I have to go, but if I find one dog hair when I get back I’ll rub sand into your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don’t know if they grade it, but... coarse.

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America: [Drunk] Ivan, I’m in love with you.

Russia: You are also shitfaced.

America: I can be both!

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England: I have no more love to give today.

France: Yeah, what is it? Like 14:30?

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Germany: Wait, are you drunk?

Prussia: Please— off twelve drinks? Pft-

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America: Woah, woah, woah, woah- Mattie, this is not my Batman glass.

Canada: Just drink your fucking milk-

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Prussia: Well, from this day forward, I, Gilbert Beilschmidt, will never drink again.

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Hungary: Prussia, what are you doing?

Prussia: Crack.

Hungary: What the f*ck.

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Baby Iceland: [Talking about Norway] Don’t worry, he likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read his diary.

Denmark: *is touched* He thinks it’s fancy?

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Norway: Den may be trash, but he’s MY trash.

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“Acting like a demon for the clout is not a choice. It’s a game, and I’m winning.”

—APH Russia (Probably)

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Hungary: You don’t “take a run” at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special.

Prussia: Hey, hon, take a look at this. It’s a picture of my butt.

Hungary: ... And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.

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“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”

— APH America (Probably)

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“I changed all my passwords to 'Incorrect.' So whenever I forget, it will tell me 'Your password is incorrect.”

— APH America (Probably)

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England: America, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

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England: You know, Sherlock’s brother Mycroft has a brain like a computer.

America: Oh, cute. I think you mean Microsoft.

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Russia: [Talking to America] You know, I think the rain is actually a lot like communism. When you think about it, at first it sounds really nice, but once you get out into it... IT IS EVEN BETTER!

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America: Mattie, there’s a message in my alphabet soup. It says “ooooooo.”

Canada: Alfred, those are Cheerios.