A.P.Hattr

Pansexual 19 y/o college student. Annoyed Gay Alien Lung. Im a siren in disguise. Pro-Pineapple on pizza. Talk to me and it will be entertaining.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[view-from-up-here]

[libradical]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[andistoodtherelovingyou]

[loversdearest]

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT

[setheverman]

This is my favorite video of all time. I’ve had this post queued up since 2015.

[mothfishing]

a lot of people think it’s not possible for poetry to be bad. these people are wrong

[faustsfancycorner]

what are your thoughts on this

[mothfishing]

actually every poem except this one is bad

[darkvoodoo23]

[okayqueer]

[fuffuster-deactivated20150719]

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

[teratocybernetics]

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

[pufftatty]

[quaggly]

[westportwater]

[cherrybladebun]

Before net neutrality dies, I’d like to make one last post regarding Ajit Pai

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

The Best Prop in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

[rootbeergoddess]

I’ve reblogged this before but goddamn, I love it

[beenerdish]

10/10 would climb Dave Bautista 😅😜

[justlookatthosesausages]

my favorite thing in this is that you can tell those two 5 years old read the script once and went 100% in it

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Im tired of...

Fake People: 

LEO, CAPRICORN

Fake Smile: 

CANCER, SCORPIO

Fake Hugs: 

SAGITTARIUS, PISCES

Fake Hope: 

ARIES, VIRGO

Fake Friends: 

GEMINI, AQUARIUS

Fake Love: 

TAURUS, LIBRA

[sourstraws]

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

[sourstraws]

[not-for-your-consideration]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

[no-cash-for-ass]

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

[headlikealamb]

[sabacc]

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

[ignisgayentia]

#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT (via)

[lohelim]

No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

[2spoopy5you]

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

[kk-maker]

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

[marguerite26]

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

[gendervilleusa]

#his little jaw twitch well done chris ( @thewomaninthetanjacket )

Oh shit I hadn’t noticed that, god this just gets better and better.

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

I love everything about this.

[elinimate]

@greenbergsays

[avintagekiss24]

I didn’t even notice any of this until read this thread. Woah.

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[fondclassic]

a thrown silver money clip with $50 in it and an empty aladdin wallet

[dworlear]

What a pure, pure boy

[nerdjpg]

Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.

[marisatomay]

[whatilove-allabout]

[userboxer]