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a big loser

[gothicprep]

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[imanes]

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

[whiskeycravenraven-deactivated2]

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

[weavemama]

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

[viola-and-chill]

sentient fedoras is my new favourite insult

[verylostpenguin]

Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

[urexfriendsister]

anyways ribs by lorde embodies what its like to feel so helplessly alone while still being so young and that scary empty feeling like……. she gets it

[88beauties]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[limonadaroja]

concept: walking around your own apartment in nothing but shorts and a lacey bralette, drinking coffe, a face mask on.

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[stimman3000]

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[iampikachuhearmeroar]

god this was so pleasing to watch

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

[virgoassbitch]

I’m gonna have a bomb ass life and I know it cause I’ve suffered so much and I know that wasn’t for no reason

[unlovablehand]

i think about that one interview with hozier where the interviewer asks him what celebrity he would like to switch places with and he goes “just a bear… in the woods. havin a good time eatin fish” literally every single day