Having A Time

Just doing my thing, living my life as an anonymous person on the internet

[aplacetoputsomestuff]

It really is about the ‘golden retriever jock with a heart of gold’ boyfriend and the ‘creative dark-haired sometimes-smartass-but-actually-cares-lot’ boyfriend isn’t it

[retreat-to-your-mood]

[limonsuggestions]

look at you, doing things you never thought you'd ever do. you strong motherfluffer, i’m so proud of you.

[lycanthology]

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

[lycanthology]

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

[superhelldeactivated]

when sartre said "hell is other people" he failed to mention that heaven is also other people

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Sartre said in 1971, “But that’s only that side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other.’ … Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven, on the other hand, is very simple—and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.”

[akindplace]

Michael Schneider

[warm-autumn-evenings]

[ID

A photo of a man reading a neon sign on a tree that says “Healing also means taking responsibility for the role you play in your own suffering”.

End ID]

[thecryptkeeper]

quick snoopy from work today

[only-tiktoks]

[jame7t]

I feel hungover and bloated. Can any pregnancy specialists diagnose me

[jame7t]

Can I please have a new healthcare provider

[akindplace]

Every single one of the small steps you take everyday is a victory, and no victory is insignificant.

[strawberryprim]

i am LOSING IT

[strawberryprim]

the sequel

[spectregoesboo]

When you realize this man is the voice of Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale

[worldeaterouroboros]

Wait he is? That’s what he looks like? What is this video called

[sweetsweetemo]

It’s a Ted talk by Dylan Marron “Empathy Is Not Endorsement” which is one that all of us may need to listen to, tbh

[memeclassheroes]

[charlesoberonn]

Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

[chippyyyz]

[hueypshootin]

Lol I think about this daily …some shit could hit any second.

[schmaniel]

[fluentisonus]

He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”

Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood

[podencos]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

[uncle-worm]

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[plaguedocboi]

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

[plaguedocboi]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

G: Like a Gameboy?

J: Like a Gameboy!

G: But Jerry, Gameboys are plastic! Waffle irons, they-they heat! They’ve gotta be made of metal. The plastic would melt!

J: I don’t know, George. Technology these days! They got them space-age polymers. They could make a waffle iron outta polymers-

G: Polymers, polymers! What do you know about polymers?

J: I know things!

G: You wouldn’t know a polymer from an amorphous metal!

J: What are you talking about?

G: I don’t know, I read an article.

J: Of course. An article.

(KRAMER enters. Audience cheers.)

K: You talking ‘bout that new NASA article? It’s disgraceful the things they’ve been doing with carbon these days. Disgraceful!

G: Jerry thinks waffle irons should be see-through.

K: Why?

J: They seem unsupervised! I wanna know what’s going on in there!

K: Well why should you get to know? See I think they deserve some privacy. We live in a police state, Jerry! Constant surveillance! The government, first they’ll be wanting to see the waffles cook, next they’re trying to find out how the air fryer fries! Before you know it you’ve got the CIA barging in on your slow-cooker without a warrant! A watched pot never boils, Jerry!