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[airplanebroo]

The fact that I misspelled come is so funny but I don’t know why LOL

[airplanebroo]

Grabbed the wrong thing…

[dramatic-dolphin]

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

[apricops]

“I did some research to pronounce this name correctly” = 👍 great! even if the pronunciation was still off (and learning to pronounce a foreign language correctly takes a lot of practice) people generally appreciate it when someone goes the extra mile for accuracy, and honestly, languages are cool

“I’m probably not saying that correctly”/“sorry for my pronunciation” = 👍 understandable! foreign languages often have sounds that aren’t used in English and learning to correctly pronounce unfamiliar phonemes is genuinely difficult even with help

“lol I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that 😂” = 👎 THIS is the problem, if treats languages other than English like they are inherently ‘weird’ or ‘overly complicated’ just because you aren’t familiar with them

“One thousand apologies for my butchering of this beautiful effervescent tongue, I will now flagellate myself as punishment for my crimes” = 👎 chill

[bishy437]

It's finally here! My sangcheng longfic The Tofu Heart Tyrant Receives A Male Wife is up!

At a whopping total of 240k+ words, it's officially my longest fic to date, complete with multiple illustrations and footnotes! If you're a fellow sangchengist, I hope you'll take the time to read ^v^

💜 Arranged Marriage + Historical AU 💚 Enemies to lovers 💜 War/politics 💚 Slow Burn 💜 Rated E 🔞

->Read it here!<-

💜💚💜💚💜💚

[cometzyshaa]

HC: it's not as if SQH isn't strong, it's just he doesn't apply himself. He is an immortal cultivator after all. A peak lord. From An Ding. The peak that does a lot of physical labour.

But in the end, it's still a skinny twig who was on his computer all day in a cultivators body. Hamster piloting a tiger body, he's not sure what to do with it.

[starphostrix]

Congrats on the manwha release! 🦌

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[kosmogrl]

I need to change my whole life

[altades]

Have you found yourself?

I've watched backrooms with friends and this movie really stuck with me. The concept and visuals are fascinating

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[bauhin]

Them as disciples is so funny to me I’m convinced lqg had a crush on yqy because yqys the only one who can beat him in a fight. And if there’s one thing lqg respects its skill and power. Also them as the sword and his wielder metaphor and whatnot. Meanwhile Shen Jiu is there making the most disgusted appalled stink face from the audience

physical instrument by anonymous got me in the yueliu clutches btw go read it

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 6 POLL 7

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[Phoenix]

"It wouldn't be the weirdest thing that's happened to him."

"Phoenix Wright is in a competition with Batman for who can accidentally adopt the most children. So far, Phoenix has his mentor's little sister, his mentor's cousin, forensics science girl, weird magical girl (aka the only one that the adoption is legally binding), dorky boy who doesn't want to admit he's been adopted, and emotions science girl. Plus, I'm pretty sure he co-adopted his boyfriend's kids (crow, anxious boy, rock star, and samurai) before actually asking his boyfriend out (or at least there's plenty of fics to support that theory). Plus, he sees anyone under 18 in trouble, his default is protective mother hen. 16 yr old girl has grown men lusting after her? Attack mode. Young boy arrested for crime with no defense? Guess who is now your attorney and your parent. He wants to be a parent so badly, and he deserves to carry one of his own."

[meltedmush]

Y’ALL THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS,,, 😭

I MEAN CONGRATS YQY MY BELOVED, BUT ALSO WTF???????????

[morningsaidthemoon]

UNTOUCHABLE

[deadgenerations]

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

[marisatomay]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

[vault-of-amber]

hate hate hate when people write previously fucked up codependent weird relationships as mellowing out completely after a year or two of being together, or, even worse, after the first kiss. like who do you think you are to make them normal. theyre going to be even worse because now there's two of them and theyre working in tandem