NOROLIM!

Welcome to The Prancing Pony! If you're looking for accommodation we've got some nice, cozy, hobbit-sized rooms available. 26, currently living in that hot, penis shaped state where no bands come to ever. METAL. Soccer. Night Nurse.

[apocalyssa]

I'll be deactivating here probably pretty soon. You can follow me on IG if you like. See ya

[apocalyssa]

I'd rather have Denethor for a father

[apocalyssa]

How do you not understand that I fucking hate you and wish you would die?

Fuck off. Leave me the fuck alone. You don't deserve to breathe.

[katana-wielding-bookworm]

I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. 

[rizaoftheowls]

I’d like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.

[dragontatoes]

no, no wait… I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe.

[deathchic]

Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

[kurovoid]

@hollywood

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

I just stole this from Facebook

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ive been legitimately laughing at this for like 3 days

[retrogamingblog]

Red/Green/Blue by Franz Anthony

[hotsenator]

Best Spongebob episodes

ripped pants

when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep

krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 

“3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”

Krusty Krab training video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT

Sandy hibernates

Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 

spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK

onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD

when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house

When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge

SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

talent show with squidwards interpretive dance

the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA

Kevin and the queen jellyfish

Fine dining and breathing

Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

[sesherhesher]

I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself

[kafoxes]

[nesskain]

I’m late for the MerMay party.

[apocalyssa]

If I give y'all my biological father's home address will you send him mail for Father's Day telling him to fuck off?

[prokopetz]

It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?

[apocalyssa]

Hey ^^ I just nosed your blog a little and I hope you don't mind me saying but wow the pole dancing stuff is really fucking hot

No worries! I love it because it makes me feel sexy, but also strong. 

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/

[apocalyssa]

Losing weight!! I'm down 13 pounds, and I'm soooo close to my goal.

[apocalyssa]

Did you miss me or....?

[assaultbycake]

[apocalyssa]

It's been awhile